"It looks like the alien has just crashed through the roof of the high school, near the gymnasium," said Nadia Romalot, news commentator as her helicopter circled the site.
"Nadia," said Biff Biffwell, anchorperson, "it looked as if the alien didn't actually intend to land there."
"Really, Biff? The alien looks like a teenage boy, and he landed in the girl's locker room, how could this possibly be a mistake?" asked Nadia.
"The scream as he hit, the flailing arms, and the fact that he's currently running out of the building as if afraid for his life?" asked Biff.
"Just an act," said Nadia. "Clearly we have been invaded by alien perverts for the purpose of sexual harrassment."
"It looks as if the local girls have something other than being victimized in their plans," said Biff as the crowd chasing Ranma came into view.
"Yes, even if this is Moore Catholic High School - and therefore a private school which extends unfair benefits and indoctrinates the student body in some patriarchal religious dogma, the girls know that we cannot allow aliens teenagers to do as they want," said Nadia.
"You didn't go there, did you?" asked Biff, wondering why Nadia was being even more venomous than normal.
"It looks as if the alien is preparing another of his leaps.... AGHHHHH! He's coming right at us!" CLONK!
Biff looked as solemn as he could towards the camera. "We've just lost signal. We'll bring you more breaking news as soon as we can re-establish communication."
Ranma held onto the strut of the helicopter, repeating a new mantra. "I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry." That it resembled the Crouch Of The Wild Tiger while clutching onto a helicopter's landing strut was entirely coincidental.
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