"Huh, what else do I need as Overlord?" asked Ranma, not even knowing what the job requirements were.
"I have an idea where you could get troops," said Rei #2, stepping out of the doorway. "As well as areas you might still be deficient in."
"I got very little time y'know," complained Ranma.
"For example, if you use the 992-999 levels, there are these," said Rei, handing a Hobby Japan to Ranma. "These would be ideal for your purposes."
"What's this?" asked Ranma, lifting a sheet of handwritten notes that had been used as a bookmark.
"Those are things that Laharl's consort indicated you needed in order to make this a proper Overlord's castle," said Rei.
Etna dropped her Koala Krunchie (now made with 50% more REAL Koalas) and blinked. "Did she just say... ?!"
"She did, she did saw a putty..." Flonne frowned and tried again. "She said that all right. Oh wow, I had no idea that you and the Prince..."
"What's a 'consort'?" asked Laharl. He knew darn well, but he wasn't about to admit that. Not until Etna revealed where the TV Remote was at least.
"THAT LITTLE TWIT!" roared Etna, rising to her feet and clenching a fist and otherwise erupting in a manner befitting the mountain that shared her name. "WHERE DID SHE GET AN IDEA LIKE THAT?!"
"Wow, so when did you two start, uh, consorting?" asked Flonne.
"His 'consort' huh?" asked Ranma. "I thought that blonde chick was his consort."
"Wahhhhhhhhhhh?!" asked Flonne.
"Thought it was funny when it was ME, huh?" asked Etna.
"I think maybe, they both are," said Rei.
"Oh?" Ranma considered that. "Do you have to have more'n one girlfriend to be an Overlord or something?"
Etna stared at the TV.
Flonne stared at the TV.
Laharl frowned at the TV. "Why would I want a 'consort' that's so flatchested and boyish that..."
WHAM! WHAM!
"Uhm, Etna?" asked Flonne.
"Yeah?" asked Etna.
"Where did we get these mallets?"
Etna sighed. "Look, sometimes you just gotta accept things and not ask a lot of questions."
"Item World Guide, Blinking Mirror, Tablet Of Destiny..." Ranma looked up. "You're sure about this?"
"I believe I have made an exhaustive list," said Rei.
"A 'Murphyonic Anti-Aircraft Gun'?" asked Ranma.
"I added that," answered Rei. "You are reluctant to kill anyone, so a weapon which fires a sphere of negative probability."
"It fires what?" asked Ranma.
"A ball of bad luck," said Rei. "I believe the term is called Gremlins."
"Oh, so I shoot gremlins at 'em, got ya," said Ranma. "That don't sound too bad."
"NEXT WEEK ON... Disgaea-ed!" said Flonne. "Ranma creates the Four Horsewomen Of The Apostraphe! Love and Justice and Truth and..."
"Flonne? What are you doing?" asked Etna.
"The next episode thing, you were busy," said Flonne.
"What?! Gimmee that microphone!" demanded Etna.
"Be here next week," said Flonne, "when you'll hear-"
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