“Yes, and your mother is now, due to circumstances beyond our control,” said Brain, whose motivation in this scene was becoming an advisor of these Sailor Senshi - ingratiating himself into their presence and then eventually becoming the power behind the throne when they EVENTUALLY RULED THE WORLD! “As you can see she is likewise inflicted with a henshin-style transformation. In her case becoming the first member of the Substitute Senshi: Lingerie Fighter Lacy Blue!”
“HELLOOOOOOO DOCTOR!” Both of the Warner Brothers howled as they stared at the adult bluenette who was once again in the blue outfit of little material with a long loincloth in the front giving the only modesty as the apron she worse served to accentuate her breasts.
The woman’s eyebrows furrowed as she became thoroughly annoyed. “Will you two stop looking at my ass!?”
That caused everybody to pause and look up towards the woman dressed as a hentai artist’s wet dream, (although not all were looking up to the woman’s face).
“What?” The good doctor asked as she tried to pull up at the garters of her stalkings to possibly cover more of herself, only serving to accentuate her shapely legs further. “I’m tired, I’m hungry, I’m supposed to be on vacation! Give me a fucking break!”
“Oh no! More naughty words!” Dot shouted as she placed her hands over her ears atop her head. “You’ll make baby Jesus cry!” She blinked her eyes and looked at her brothers. “Ahem! I said she’ll ‘make baby Jesus cry’!”
Bringing her hands down from atop her head, the Warner Sister placed her hands on her hips. She tapped her foot impatiently as she watched as her brothers continued to stare at the older woman’s behind. “We really need to desensitize these two to this sort of thing...”
“I thoroughly agree with you,” Dr. Kumori Mizuno asked as she placed her hands behind her, trying to cover her exposed posterior. “Is there a way for me to change back?” Seeing the Coyote hold up a large dial-adorned controller with the company logo of ‘Acme’, she responded with, “Anything BUT that!”
His ears drooping, the Coyote just nodded his head and lowered the piece of potentially disastrous Acme appliance.
“Well, you can try changing back,” the Brain told the other woman as he looked up towards her face, (which was partially blocked from his view thanks to her assets receiving a whole new level of support). “It should be instinctual, really...”
“Oh not THAT again...” Kumori groaned with a sigh. Maybe she should just go to bed and hopefully she’d wake up tomorrow and find this had all just been a very bad stressed-induced dream from being over-worked at the hospital.
“Uh, excuse me?” Ami asked, trying to break through the insanity of the room. She was thankful when the small lab-mouse with the impressive cranium turned to her, giving the Senshi of Mercury his full attention. “What did you mean that my mother is a ‘Substitute Senshi’?”
“Well, look at her outfit,” the Brain said as he pointed to the elder woman that was being harassed by a pair of perpetually prepubescent miscreants that would forever be bubbling volcanoes of surging hormones. “Don’t you notice anything different about it?”
Looking at her mother, Ami grumbled, “You mean besides the fact it makes her look younger than me?”
Raising an eyebrow to that comment, the mouse coughed into his hand. “No. Look at the bottom of her loin-cloth. That’s not a flower design there.”
Ami looked down and realized that, yes, it wasn’t a blue violet and its stem as it had been before. It was a blue sigil of the female gender with a heart and a little decoration: the symbol of Mercury. “Wait... so mother still has some of the power of Sailor Mercury?”
“Precisely,” the Brain agreed as he nodded his head in a wise and sagely fashion.
“Hey, how come we didn’t notice that?” Yakko asked as he finally took his attention away from ogling the doctor to taking notice of what she was really dressed in.
“Maybe because you and Wakko were too busy staring at her backside?” Dot asked her older sibling, obviously sounding a little annoyed. She let out a small sigh of defeat as she realized that Wakko was still back there. “Boys... go figure...”
Bending over slightly, (and getting the oddest sensation the younger male’s gaze was following the movement of her butt) Dr. Kumori Mizuno now had a better look over the white lab mouse that did a pretty decent Orson Wells impression. “Why would I have the some of the power of Sailor Mercury still, if we gave the Henshin Wand and such back to my daughter?”
“That,” the Brain sighed before continuing. “Is because of Osmosis.”
“Narf!” Came a cry from the corner of the room. “You mean because of the rock star with the bad TV show that used to bite the heads off of bats.”
Slapping himself on the face, the white lab mouse groaned. It seemed Pinky had finally realized that his reflection in the mirror was just that. “Osmosis, Pinky, not ‘Osbourn’!”
“Oh!” Pinky said, just staring at the brain and blinking his eyes a few times. “What’s osmosis?”
Rolling his eyes for a moment, the Brain explained to his intellectually-challenged assistant, “Osmosis is the net movement of water or other liquid through a selectively permeable membrane from a region of low solute potential to a region of high solute potential, or equivalently, from a region of high solvent potential to a region of low solvent potential.” He then turned to look back and forth between the mother and daughter. “Take Ami and Kumori here as an example. When Ami was born, the magically reincarnated soul was implanted. Since mother and child would share nutrients and what not through the umbilical cord, it is within reason that the magical energies that implanted Ami’s soul could have bled over into Kumori. Such energy has probably never left her body, and thanks to the Coyote accidentally bringing it to the surface, the mother has a magical potential similar to her daughter. She is, for lack of better term, a ‘substitute senshi’.”
“Substitute Senshi...” Kumori repeated, trying to get a taste for the word. While this was not something she had wanted to happen... if it could happen to her for carrying a Senshi to labor... did that mean she’d be alone in his?
“ACHOO!” Ikkuko Tsukino sneezed as she stood by the sink, cleaning dishes. Placing a place down on the stack, she reached over for a piece of paper-towel and wiped her nose. Odd. She only sneezed like this when Usagi did something, and she’d already seen the 35 she got on her last test...
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