"Hey, keikei, we gonna trim dem hairs!"
"NO! I don't have much hair left, so I have to keep what I do have!" protested Doctor Strangepork.
"Don't even look in my direction," Setsuna Meiou warned the pig who bore a strange resemblence to Principal Kuno.
"It's either that or put apple in your mouth and roast you," said the Kunoesque pig, raising a razor that gleamed menacingly. "Now jes hold still."
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"And I thought the fuku was bad," said Kumori Mizuno as she finally found the little switch in her head and shifted back.
"Yes, it does tend to shift one's perspective a bit," admitted Brain.
"I don't know, Brain, at least nobody's going to remember her face," said Pinky.
WHAM!
"Oh look," said the slightly flattened Pinky, "birdies!"
Wakko and Yakko considered the kick that had just slammed into Pinky, and debated internally for a moment on trying to get the Doctor to do that again while in Lacey Blue mode.
Brain looked on, and a faint smile slowly stole its way across his face. He'd never used this line, but now it seemed too appropriate. "Now THAT he had coming."
"C'mon, Wakko," said Yakko, "we have to do research."
"Research? What kind of..." Wakko's eyes made a line (literally with a dotted line and arrow appearing) to the small stack of videotapes of the series Papillon Rose. "Oh RIGHT! Research. Always necessary."
"Though their object of research is suspect," admitted Brain, "the hormonally overwhelmed duo have a point. Here, this is the Mercury Computer. It has some intriguing scan functions. It is Sailor Mercury's ability to analyze and strategize that are her primary contributions to the team."
"Team?" asked Substitute Senshi Lingerie Fighter Lacey Blue Doctor Mizuno.
"Well, yes, it is a logical step, is it not?" asked Brain. "Both the Substitute Senshi - which would be the mothers of the Senshi, and the Senshi themselves."
"Mother," said Ami, back to being Sailor Mercury so she could scan everything. "It looks like your powers are not related to mine. It says your main attack is..."
"Not important," insisted Kumori Mizuno. "I am NOT going out in this outfit. No. No way. No how."
[You realize you're setting yourself up for having to go out like that.] cautioned the sign held by the Coyote.
"Here me now, ya yellow-bellied galoots!" bellowed Dark General Yosemite Sam. "Listen up, and listen good! Queen Beryl has said we need to get energy for the Dark Kingdom and that's just what we're gonna do."
"So what's this week's ill-advised plan?" asked a yoma with glasses.
"I'm glad you asked that," said Dark General Sam, "this week we'll-"
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