Every single morning during the week before school, Kasumi would check in on Ranma and his father. And each of those mornings, Genma had been beaten to pulp by Ranma during the night, while he slept. Also, the floor was completely trashed. Strangely, Ryouga was completely unharmed.
Kasumi brought the matter to the attention of the whole household at breakfast on Thursday.
"Should I put the repairman on speed-dial?" she suddenly asked, causing Ranma and Genma to pause from inhaling food.
Nabiki spoke up, "I think it'd be much more effective to separate Ranma from Genma at night."
Ryouga responded. "Well dood, that should work. Ranma seems to only attack those who he hates when he sleeps, so separating the two doods would be the best!"
Genma, nursing a black eye and a broken leg, quickly agreed. "I think we should move Ranma to Nabiki's room!"
"Genma!" exclaimed Kasumi. "That's extremely inappropriate!"
Akane put her two cents in. "And perverted!"
"Now now, Akane, Kasumi," interjected Soun. "I'm sure that it's perfectly normal in today's society. I agree with Genma. Ranma, start moving your things into Nabiki's room."
Nabiki was about to object, when the idea of Ranma in the same bedroom as her began to make her face go as red as a tomato. As an additional bonus, they wouldn't have to pay the repairman every morning anymore, and repairing hardwood floorboards was quite expensive.
Ranma didn't seem to mind either. In fact, he seemed indifferent.
About half an hour later, Nabiki found Ranma in her room. Nabiki's face was again turning red. Then Ranma spoke up.
"I don't think I have access to my sex drive."
Blink. "What?"
"I think Pops was trying to seal away all of my girly emotions and he accidentally sealed away my sex drive."
"I'd like to beat the stuffing out of that panda."
"I'll do it for ya, if ya want."
"But you do it all the time already."
"Yes, but it'll be a lot more fun if I have a fresh audience."
Nabiki chuckled darkly at this. Ranma just smiled.
About how serious would Genma's injuries be?
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