Bast smiled as she granted her blessing to one Ranma Saotome. From now on he would be gifted with supernatural sex-appeal to the opposite sex. She was a goddess of sensual pleasures and perpetuating the werecat race by biting was lacking in satisfaction. Images of lots of wercheetah babies running around floated in her head.
"Wai ! My Chosen is so manly !" Pulling a Nodoka wasn't very dignified but it was VERY satisfying.
*****
Background Music : William Tell, Pastorale by Rossini.
The streets of Tokyo were bustling with their normal activity. Suddenly, people heard a strange sound, growing in intensity. Those who had seen the roadrunner cartoons in their youth immediately identified it as something running REALLY fast. Heads turned and saw the growing cloud of dust approaching.
Background Music : William Tell, Overture by Rossini.
Freeze frame. We see Ranma in his hybrid form between two steps, dressed in a practical T-Shirt, spandex pants (tight in all the right places like with Brittany Diggers, his role-model) and wearing specially-designed running boots. A caption was visible in the lower half of the screen :
Ranma Saotome, Werecheetah (Maximus Velocitus)
Unfreeze frame and resume music. *ZIP ! ZOOM ! ZING !*
Cut to another scene. A woman is about to be mugged when our blond werecheetah intervenes "Cat fist special technique : Catscratch fever !" *sliceslicesliceslicesliceslicesliceslice* The hoodlums' clothes are shredded into nothingness and they decide to make themselves scarce. The woman blinks and cannot help but staring at her savior's physique *Yummy !*
*ZIP ! ZOOM ! ZING !*
Nuku Nuku is pursued by the latest Poison helicopter, AGAIN. Needless to say, there is much property damage and innocents in danger.
"Mouko Takabisha !" *BOOM !* The Poison helicopter is suddenly deprived of its tail and crashes in the street. Atsuko got a good look at who did that and felt the urge to make kittens with the nice catboy.
From within the wreckage, Arisa and Kyoko glared at Ranma. Natsume had built another damn android ! As if Nuku Nuku wasn't enough...
*ZIP ! ZOOM ! ZING !*
"MWAHAHAHAHAHA ! Your heart crystal is mine !" It wasn't a good day for the sailor senshi. A trip to the mall had been interrupted by another daimon attack. Some poor shmuck was screaming in agony as the black beam struck his chest. The senshi were busy fending off Eudial's attacks and could do nothing. Uranus and Neptune simply waited, eager to see if it was a talisman this time.
*Whoosh !* The Daimon blinked in confusion. Where had her target gone? Then the world became pain as she was pummeled by supersonic punches and sent into a nearby wall. She collapsed and dissolved. Eudial decided discretion was the better part of valor and teleported away.
Then the sailor senshi got a good look at the man who saved the demonbusters' latest victim : Tall, buff, radiating animal magnetism and hunkness to levels undreamed of and oh my, that outfit left almost nothing to the imagination...
Ranma gave a quick salute and took off to the disappointment of all females present.
*ZIP ! ZOOM ! ZING !*
Ranma, who shifted back to human form, enters the Tendo home and is greeted by Kasumi "Welcome home, Ranma-kun. How was your day ?"
He gave her a rueful smile "Pretty boring, actually..."
*****
"So this Ranma voluntarily transformed into a werecheetah in order to grow beyond what he is and do some good with his abilities... That's nice" Sif was a warrior goddess and appreciated the motives of this Ranma "You're right. He could use a divine blessing or two... Initiatives like that are to be encouraged"
Freya, the norse goddess of love, nodded "Bast already made him an even greater woman-magnet. What gifts could we grant him ? And how many ?" She turned to the other goddesses present in the cat -goddess' abode.
Amaterasu Omikami took a step forward "Ranma is japanese. I think I could give him a little something"
Sif added her two cents "A warrior of his caliber needs a worthy weapon. I just have the perfect sword for him"
Athena was looking thoughtful "Ranma might need a little wisdom too... It's not one of his strong points..."
Freya herself mused "Perhaps he needs a little coaching on seduction. Physical attractiveness isn't everything, you know"
"I wanna play too !" declared Kishijoten, the japanese goddess of luck. Ranma was her descendent in this timeline.
A few minutes later, the goddesses decided to grant blessings one at a time, to see what this Ranma would do with them. The first to go after Bastet was...
AN : This episode is an homage to Kestral/Metroanime's betfic Source of Pride. Read it ! It's loads of fun !
See other episodes by Jamil Nate
(Posted Sat, 04 Jan 2003 18:37)
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