"Indeed," said the samurai-sword-wearing elf. "I am O-gami. When Prince Ranma's homeland is acquired, I shall be leading one of the primary guard squads."
"And these gals, they're with him!" said Ranma, hoping this would keep things from blowing up.
"This is so," said a soft voice from a "samurai-ko." "I am S'kura. I am with the Flower Troop."
"Kanna," said a nine foot tall woman.
"S'mire," said an elf that sort of resembled Nabiki. Except for the fox-ears and fox-tail.
"Maria," identified herself, a pale elf who seemed almost emotionless.
"Ri," said a very short elfling in overalls.
"Oh, but some of them are fiancees, Ranma?" asked Kasumi.
Ranma sunk down in his seat, having hoped that everyone would forget about that. "Well, yeah, I guess."
"Uh HUH," said Akane, reaching for the nearest large weight blunt object to indicate her displeasure with this concept.
"Well I..." Ranma broke off with a panicked look, then went to distracted, then his eyes crossed.
"What is it NOW?" asked Akane.
"Uhhh, I... nothing..." said Ranma, squirming slightly.
"What do you mean, 'nothing'?" demanded Akane as she noticed how much Ranma was squirming.
"I mean 'nothing'," squeaked Ranma.
One of the dark elves let out a deep sigh, then looked towards one of the not-so-dark elves. "You want to do it?"
"I couldn't," squeaked the blushing elfgirl.
"Fine," said the dark elfgirl, as she moved to Ranma and scooted a hand into his pants.
"W-W-WHA-WHAT?!" practically-screeched Akane.
"Hang on," said the dark elf, fishing around. "GOT YOU!"
"GOT WHAT?!" still screeched Akane, looking around for the weight she'd had near to hand just a minute ago.
The dark elf answered by pulling her hand out, though there was a pixie in that hand that hadn't been there a minute ago.
The pixie giggled and spread her hands.
"Don't give ME that innocent look," said the dark elf.
"WHAT?!" said Akane, who only turned from her staring at the pixie to try and locate the Ranma-retribution blunt-trauma device she'd had here just a minute ago.
"Pixies," grumbled the not-so-dark elfgirl.
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