"Yes, they ARE," said the blonde elf.
"Oh yeah." "Uh huh." "No argument there." Various mutters that sounded agreeable came from various elves.
"She actually meant Ranma," helpfully supplied Nabiki.
"Boy, is SHE off base," said one of the dark elves. "From what he's been saying and how he's reacting, I'm thinking we may have to give him a sex-ed lecture."
"Not everyone has to be so... loose," said the blonde elf with a sniff.
"Uh oh," said one of the other elves. "A swarm."
"What are you talking about?" snapped Akane, throwing one of the two weights she'd had nearby at Ranma. It was caught in midair by a frowning dark elf. "I'm telling you... that... HEY!"
It started with a giggling pixie landing on her head. Then another dove down her blouse.
Akane swatted at that one, grabbed at the one on her head, and jumped up as she realized teenie tiny fingers were grabbing at her underwear.
Akane stared as three of the tiny girls-with-wings flew off with her panties.
"This is NOT going to end well," said Ranma, covering his head.
"WAGH!" was Akane's opinion as she began slapping at herself while hopping wildly around.
Ranma wasn't looking.
"You know, it's usually the sort of one who protests the most who is also the most perverted, I think that's why they're attracted to her," said the dark elf.
WHACK! WHAP! WHUMP! went various attempts by Akane to beat on the pixies clinging to her, who were making moaning and giggling and purring noises.
"So it's sort of like how cats will sense the one person in the room allergic to cats, and go rubbing up against her," reasoned Nabiki, wondering if she should flee to her room. But no, it looked like all the pixies were gravitating towards Akane.
"GET OFF OF MRPHHHH!" tried to yell Akane as her form was becoming a swaying column of pixies who were clinging and rubbing and kissing and squirming.
The Akane-pillar slammed into one wall repeatedly, then tried to pry off individuals, then picked up the other large dumb-bell that Akane had left by the table earlier.
KA-WHUNG!
The Akane-pillar-o-pixies staggered briefly.
"They're pretty much immune to being crushed," pointed out the dark elf still holding a weight in one hand.
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