There was a single thing the Guide expected the younger Mr. Customer to turn into, and that was the Mr. Customer, if he was born female. Oh, he knew the procedure for those who had once fallen into the spring, and had devised a perfectly accurate process:
1. Victim fall into pool.
2. Victim exit pool undoubtedly female.
3. Victim ask why everyone is staring at them.
4. Victim wait a few seconds, then check self.
5. Freak out.
6. ???
7. Profit; Faint; Freak out some more; Get angry; Get perverted; Squeal like pig, then faint.
So, the first just happened. The second came a few seconds later. It was at the third that had both Panda-Genma and Guide staring.
Genma, for his part, expected two things if Ranma was born female: from his genes, which had prominent black-haired individuals, or his wife's genes, most of whom were either subtly brunette, or, like his wife, a natural red-head.
So he would have to be excused when his expectations were permanently dashed.
There was a girl exiting the pool, wearing his son's outfit. The boy was female. The sudden drop in temperature was a first, so was his son-turned-daughter(?)'s apparent age, which looked to be younger than the expected 16-something year old, sort of 10 and something. Oh, and the Spring slowly but suddenly began freezing over, both Genma and the Guide raised an eyebrow at that.
But, of all convoluted reasons, his son had blue hair. Blue! Where, in both the boy's parent's gene pools, did someone in their family have blue hair? It was bad enough that his foolish son had turned into a weak girl without his permission, but now his fool of a son is defying his own ancestry? This is madness!
Oh, and there what looked six icicles, floating behind his child's back... Forming what seemed to be wings...
Oh, now he's defying logic, too?! Now that was too much!
"Boy, how dare you try defying the laws of science! This is an outrage! You need to be properly disciplined for your actions...!" He tried to rant.
Though, both Guide and Ranma-female stared at the panda who seemed to be trying to say something, though it only came out as a series of angry 'growf's'.
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