Misery Chick, Pig-Tailed Warrior: It is not always Monsters in the closet (LIME) [Episode 216858]

by monkeyboy

When we last left, our intrepid duo was trapped in "The Box of Darkness" (aka. the closet).

"Do you know what we are suppose to do in here?" asked Ranma

"I don't know, what do you think we're suppose to do?" she replied

There was a pregnant pause as they thought about it. That is until both of them lit up with blushes.

***

As for the dastardly mastermind (aka. Jane), well...she was off getting a soda and doing some quick sketches.

'Well, they should have had enough time for some fun. Hehehe. Those two definately need to loosen up.' she thought

As she turned to head back to her friends (aka. victims) she thought, 'I'm sure glad that I decided to come to this party.'

***

"Hey Jodie, Hey Barbie" Jane called out.

"It's Brittany," she said in a huff.

"Oh no, how could I make such a mistake." She said making a show of it by leaning her head back and placing the back of her hand to her forehead. She had to giggle to herself.

Jodie was trying to stiffle her own laugh too.

"Hey Jodie, how's it going with the two in there?"

"It has been mostly quiet."

"I guess I better let the two lovebirds out." She quickly pulled the door open in hopes of catching them in the middle of something.

However, as the door was opened, she was yanked into the closet by Ranma and the door slammed shut behind her. The last thing Jane saw before the door closed behind her was the big grins on Ranma's and Daria's faces.

"Hehe, now Ranma, Daria, no need to overreact. It was meant to be fun. Yeah...fun" She was really starting to get unnerved by the grins that she could still somehow make out in the darkened closet.

"Oh Yeah...this will be fun," Ranma stated full of confidence and added bass to his voice. "Right Daria?"

"...I can barely contain myself," she put out. Half with sarcasm and half with a humor rarely seen from her.

After Daria answered and before Jane could say anything, Ranma spun her around to face Daria. Then he gave her a light swat on her backside.

Jane could not believe he did that. Somehow, for whatever reason, she totally forgot about the whole Ranma biting her leg incident. She spun back to face Ranma and said, "No Spanking Saotome! I..." was all she was able to get out before Daria 'Attacked.'

'Ok, now that her back is turned' she thought as her hands started tickling Jane.

"AHHH!...OHHH!...Daria!...Don't!...Stop!" Jane squealed out.

This continued for about a minute before Ranma decided to help in the "Tickle Attack." He was so focused on "helping" that he was not even thinking on how this could be applied to Martial Arts. (And that is saying alot.)

"No Please...Not There Ranma!!! AHHH..." Jane was unable to vocalize her request for mercy. And under their team effort, her arms were flopping about llike flags in the wind. That is until...

*Whap* went one of Jane's arms when it hit Daria on the chest, or more specifically, on her boob.

'Ok, that was different' she thought. An almost evil grin formed on her face. 'This worked for Ranma...'

***

"Hey Jodie, how's it going with those two in there?"

"It has been mostly quiet." 'Thank god she's back' Jodie thought because then 'she' didn't have to open the closet door on those two.

"I guess I better let the two lovebirds out."

Jodie was suprised because as soon as Jane opened the door, she was yanked into the closet by Ranma. She could almost swear that she saw one of those mini-twisters appear for a moment where Jane was standing.

*BAM*

Both Jodie and Brittany jumped when the closet door slammed shut. Seemingly under its own power.

After a moment, they could both hear a somewhat muffled Jane. "Hehe, now Ranma, Daria, no need to overreact. It was meant to be fun. Yeah...fun"

Jodie was shocked by Ranma's answer and the power of his voice.

"Oh Yeah...this will be fun," he slowly drawled out. "Right Daria?"

Jodie figured that he must be using his "Ki" to enhance his voice, because even her legs were a little weak from hearing it. She looked over at Brittany and saw that she was similarly effected. Jodie almost missed Daria's answer, and she almost wished she had. It was so full of innuendo, you could cut it with a spoon. What happend next pierced the walls of disbelief and preconception.

"No Spanking Saotome! I...AHHH!...OHHHH!...Daria!...Don't!...Stop!"

*Thud*

Jodie looked over and noticed that Brittany had face-faulted and had not bothered to get back up. Jodie almost wished she could, but she was made of sterner stuff. Nevermind her blush. 'It's getting hot in here.'

The squeals from the closet continued until, "No Please...Not There Ranma! AHHH!!!"

*Thud*

'Ok, maybe not much sterner stuff' Jodie thought as she was literally "floored" by what she was hearing.

"Hey Daria, No Biting!"

*Thud, Thud*

They were both able to pull off a face-fault from the floor.

Jodie turned to Brittany and said, "I guess it is not always the quiet ones. Huh Brittany?"

Brittany could only nod in response.

It all of a sudden got quiet and the only thing Jodie could hear was someone's labored breathing. Jodie could not believe herself when she jumped when the door opened and even when she was expecting it to.

First out was Daria, who strode out looking almost smug. Then Ranma came next. He walked out looking like he did not have a care in the world, that is until you saw the huge grin on his face.

Jodie had to see what was taking Jane so long. She peered in and saw that it was Jane that she had heard breathing loudly. Also, Jane's clothes and hair were a mess and her face was very flushed.

"Hey, a little help here Jodie" Jane asked still struggling for breath.

"What is the matter?"

"I can't move my legs" Jane said finally getting her breathing a little more under control.

"Wow" Brittany exclaimed. "I've got to find Kevvy."

Jodie thought that Brittany might be on to something, 'Find Boyfriend!' She giggled to herself, 'maybe I can get Mack to learn some of that Ki stuff from Ranma.' She wandered off to find her "Big Mack" because she needed some of that goodness to go.

"Hello?...Anyone...Ah come on! I'm not the one who can turn invisible. Ranma...Daria...you remember me, your best bud? Helloooo...?"

While Jane was trying to figure out what she is going to do,...

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