Rolling her eyes, Bast asked, "SO? Happosai summons demons every other day!?"
Athena nodded her head. "True, but this time he's gotten a demon of incredible strength and intelligence..."
"SO" Bast asked, growling, "THAT IS NO EXCUSE TO STOP RANMA FROM MAKING WERECHEETAH BABIES! YOU COULD JUST HAVE THOSE SAILOR SENSHI TAKE CARE OF IT!!!"
"YEAH!" Kishijoten said, backing up Bast. "I WANT TO BE A GREAT-GREAT-GREAT-GREAT-GREAT-GRANDMOTHER! AND WERECHEETAH GREAT-GREAT-GREAT-GREAT-GREAT-GRANDCHILDREN WILL BE SO ADORABLE!"
Sehkmet whistled appreciatively. She hadn't seen her sister Bastet show that much back-bone since Ptah said he was 'going to buy some milk at the grocer's'. They hadn't seen their husband since then, but Sehkmet knew that when Ptah came back, he better have decent health insurance, for Bastet was going to beat the crap out of him. After all, you do NOT cross a goddess. Especially a CAT goddess.
Athena gulped audiblty. The Egyptian Goddess of cats, men, pregnant women, children, and pleasure and the Japanese Goddess of luck were starting to round on her. She continued pointing to the scrying pool. "B, but, but..."
"BUT WHAT!?" Both Bast and Kishijoten screamed.
Athena still pointed a trembling finger at the scrying pool. "B, BUT THE DEMON IS FROM GOLD DIGGER!!!"
Now, THIS caught Bast and Kishijoten's attention. "What!?"
Sehkmet nodded her head. "That's no surprise. We combined our powers to COMBINE the planes of reality. So now the world of Gold Digger is combined with the world of Ranma 1/2. They are now one and the same."
Bast blinked. "Oh well, maybe Happosai didn't get some demon that will be TOO dangerous..."
Sif shook her head. "I don't think so..."
The goddesses started gathering around the scrying pool...
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Happosai was quite surprised. He was staring at the pentagram he had made in the Dojo floor. Usually, the demons he summoned were just small bad-luck spirits. After all, they were great for getting a smaller-amount of vengeance upon his student.
But no, they would not do this time. Ranma had been ruining everything lately. Ranma was no longer taking abuse from anyone. The main valve that people could release their frustrations upon was taken away. Without Ranma to take blame, everyone was acting on a hair-pin trigger. It wouldn't be too long before everybody started either shifting their anger at Genma or himself.
So using at least ten times the amount of ingredients that he usually did, Happosai tried summoning a powerful demon, greater than any he had gotten before! And boy, did he get one powerful demon... Some sort of black skeletal man in a black tuxedo. Maybe he was the anti-Tuxedo Kamen?
The Lich King, formerly Jonathan Diggers looked around in surprise. Last he knew he was about to start cleaning out toilets. That bitch Natasha was a stickler for clean bathrooms, and she wanted him to clean the men's room. Ye Gods, the Lich couldn't understand how SKELETONS could make such a damn mess!
But still, where was he now, if not in the Undead Realm? Looking down at his feet, the Lich King saw the Pentagram. Great. Some shmuck had summoned him, as if he were a common demon. Looking around, Lich had trouble finding who would have summoned him.
"DOWN HERE!" Came a voice. Looking down at his feet again, the Lich King saw... What the hell was that? A monkey mummy? An octopus? Maybe a discolored Oompa Lumpa?
"Just who the hell are you?" The Lich King asked Happosai.
Happosai growled. "I, demon, am your new master! I am the great Happosai! Grandmaster of the Anything Goes School of Martial Arts and I comm-HEY! WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING!?"
Lich stopped in his walk. This little deranged circus-freak was annoying the hell out of him. "Listen you little insignificant flea, I don't care who you are! I am the LICH KING! I do NOT have to put up with any of your crap! Now, I'm going back. I have a lot of stuff I need to deal with. Like finding a way to unlock my power..."
As if on que, there was a sudden evil laughter and the sounds of battle. Lich King and Happosai ran outside the Dojo to see what all the commotion was about. The sight while common-place for Happosai, was a very interesting one for the Lich King."
"Why are there girls in tight, multi-colored mini-skirts fighting a large gumball machine?" The Lich King asked as he turned to Happosai.
Happosai was staring wide-eyed. "THE SAILOR SENSHI! SWEETO!" Was Happosai's only reply. He lunged at the Sailor Senshi and caused general chaos amonst the Senshi and the daimon.
Lich King shook his head in disgust. This was so pathetic. Where the hell was he anyway, Japan? Must be. Everyone was speaking Japanese.
It was then the Lich King noticed a red-haired woman holding a strange red star-burst shaped crystal. "At last, I got a Pure Heart Crystal! Look at the power and innocence that Kasumi Tendo woman must have had!" Eudial talked to herself.
The Lich King, however, did notice. The power of the Pure Heart Crystal... It was seductive. Somehow, the energies of life felt like a life-preserver for his undead body. The Lich King began to chuckle. THIS was the sort of energy he needed! It could act as a possible battery for his Aura Magic!
Eudial congratulated herself. The Senshi were busy with her daimon and a little pervert! There was no way she could lose! This world would soon belong to the Deathbusters and...
*THUD*
Eudial went out like a light from the blow to the back of the head and fell forward. The Lich King picked up the Pure Heart Crystal in his boney hand. Oh yes, this was exactly the type of energy he needed! Placing the Pure Heart Crystal onto his chest, it soon sunk into his body, and an aura of power radiated around him. The Lich King had found a NEW alternate source of power.
The Lich King then noticed the bazooka like weapon strapped onto the red-haired woman's back. He took it off her, pointed it at her and fired.
YES! This weapon DID get Pure Heart Crystals from people. Snatching Eudial's Pure Heart Crystal in his hand, Lich King placed it onto his chest until it sunk into his body. While, it did not give hima s much energy as the Tendo woman's, it was still something he wouldn't turn down.
Hmm... And these women, the 'Sailor Senshi' as the old pervert called them, were still occupied with the daimon and old pervert. They were totally unaware of their surroundings.
Lich King cocked the weird gun that Eudial had and aimed it at the group of young women in multi-colored mini-skirts. "Like shooting fish in a barrel..."
The Lich king then took the first shot. he was impressed with his aim, as he managed to hit the small pink-haired one with no problem.
Suddenly, the Sword of Omens shows Ranma what's wrong. KASUMI IS IN TROUBLE, AND THE LICH KING IS HERE!
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(Posted Thu, 09 Jan 2003 01:10)
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