Mischief Fragment: Sacrificial Lamb [Episode 218869]

by Kestral

"I don't get it," said Naruto, inside a bunker that had walls of three feet of reinforced concrete. "Why'd they lock me in here? With you?"

"locked up alone with naruto..." whispered Hinata to herself.

"I don't get it," repeated Naruto, going off to one corner of the cell to think about this.

Hinata tried to figure out how to put this. "Well, you see, it's... my father decided..."

"Eh?" asked Naruto, focussing on Hinata.

Which embarassed her MUCH further so that she started curling up and went quiet.

"What is it, Hinata?" asked Naruto. "Why would they lock us in here?"

"I... that is..." Hinata just went ahead and fainted from the force of her blush.

"Eh?" said Naruto, leaping over to grab the girl before she could hurt herself hitting the hard floor. In fact, it was a good thing Hinata was already unconscious or she'd have slipped into a coma from being held like she was.

hey, she's pretty cute, came some whisper from Naruto's subconscious.

"Huh? Who said that?" asked Naruto, not fooled for a moment.

Uhm. The Demon Fox. Yeah, that's right. I'm the Demon Fox that's sealed within you.

"I got a Demon Fox sealed within me?" asked Naruto. "Funny. You don't sound like a Demon Fox."

So I got Multiple Personality Disorder, so sue me, griped the little voice.

"The Ninetails is schizopanic?" asked Naruto.

Close enough, said the little voice. Ahem. The girl is obviously sick.

"She's sick?!" asked Naruto, going into a panic. "Ohmygosh! WhatamIgonnado?"

Learn a special supersecret new jutsu! whispered the voice.

"Oh? A new jutsu!" asked Naruto, going from panicked to excited. "What do I need to do?!"

First. Put the girl down.

THUMP!

On. The. Bed.

"Oh, sorry," said Naruto, realizing his mistake and correcting it. "So what's this new jutsu?"

I'll have to flash teach you, said the voice with a hint of regret. Sadly, there's no time for the usual insanely-painful-yet-strangely-effective training methods usually used for it. As to the name, it's-

• called Hokuto Shin Ken, substyle Ujo Ken. Do you mind if I laugh evilly here?
  "Actually, yes. That's kinda creepy."
• the basic arts of the medic-nin. We're also going to have to work on your chakra control. LOTS.
• the best darn door opener in the world. It's a ranged attack using chakra.
  "But what's it's NAME?" asked Naruto. "It's got a cool name, right?"
• called a pactio. It's a way of using your enormous chakra to empower other people by forming a contract. It can also heal those you make your partner. Like Hinata here.
  "So what do I got to do?" asked Naruto.
• a little teleport technique. Call it a legacy from your father...
  "My father?!"
• something else

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(Posted Tue, 31 Mar 2009 17:15)

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