[Episode 220667] [Episode 220667]“There's a man in the back yard,” the dispatcher said, voice dripping with sarcasm. “Your specialty.”
The tone of the dispatcher's voice perturbed Ranma. “What's that mean?” she asked, irritated.
“Oh, like we both don't know what's going to happen?” The dispatcher's voice was low, her tone hardening. “You're going to get there, deal with whatever minor problem they have - assuming there even is one - and have Mr. Tendo's cock in your ass in a matter of minutes.”
“Not my fault you can't get any,” Ranma shot back before shutting off the radio outright. She'd have her fun, no matter what the more restrained elements of the force thought. With that annoying distraction out of the way, Ranma pulled up in front of the Dojo and parked her bike before jumping off and heading for the front door. “Police!” she shouted, in the off chance there might actually be something wrong.
“Wait up,” came the shaken voice of the youngest daughter, a sexy thing by the name of Akane. She opened the door for Ranma, allowing the officer entry. For some reason, Ranma couldn't escape a sense of foreboding as she looked at Akane, who was pale and gasping from obvious exertion.
“You OK, Akane?” Ranma asked. “You don't look like yourself at all. Can't imagine you being afraid of some guy sneaking in your yard.”
“I-It's not that... It's just... One of Daddy's stupid friends sneaked into our backyard, and he's going through our underwear!” Akane groaned in agitation. “Damn little shit, if he weren't so fast, I'd have malleted him!”
Ranma shook her head. She didn't get a lot of underwear theft calls, and she never caught whoever it was doing all these. The perp was usually gone well before she got there. Perhaps now's my lucky break! Ranma though. Nab this bastard and I'm back in the chief's good graces!
Of course, things were never that easy, as...
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(Posted Wed, 13 May 2009 02:47)
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