Nabiki strolled out of the 1-hour photo hut with an envelope full of damning evidence to use against her “master” whistling a cheerful tune. She had really been on a roll recently: not only did she have the most idiotic member of her host family under her thumb, but now it seemed that she would be able to milk the moron living next door for every penny he had. Yes, right now, it seemed like all things just kept getting better—
“Tremble in fear, mortal, for your hour is nigh!”
Nabiki looked up to see her path home blocked by two women whom she hadn’t noticed fifteen seconds earlier—and she was pretty darn sure she would have noticed these two. One was a pale-skinned redhead, while the other was a slightly shorter and more tanned blonde, but both had damn-near impossible hourglass figures (accented by ample bosoms, naturally) that were somehow managing to stay inside extremely skimpy, skintight bodysuits. However, what really made them stand out were the large horns protruding from their foreheads, and the long, not-quite-prehensile tails extruding from smalls of their backs which ended in the “spade” shape normally associated with western demons. Nabiki immediately realized that one of two things was true: either these women were extremely devoted cosplayers of some generic hentai game, or her life was about to get even more interesting.
“Uh, can I help you?”
The redheaded one struck an extremely authoritative pose as she answered, “I am Felivora, and this is my colleague, Sapphire.”
“Hi!” the much less melodramatic woman said.
“And you are about to descend into a realm of shameful pleasure and torrid punishment at our hands, for we are the Succunnilingubi!”
Nabiki raised an eyebrow at that. “Succunnilingubi?”
“We’re lesbian sex demons!” Sapphire chirped.
“Yeah, I kind of figured that part out already. Is that why your names are puns?”
“Foolish mortal!” Felivora replied. “Do you think we would sully our mission with churlish wordplay?”
“Considering that you call yourselves ‘succunilingubi,’ yes.”
Felivora was not happy at this response. “Why you little—never mind! There are more pressing matters.”
“Right. So, what, are you guys here to devour my soul, then?”
“Oh, goodness, no!” Sapphire said. “That would be terribly rude.”
“Perhaps you’re going to just punish me for my past misdeeds by raping me for eternity, then?”
“Um, not exactly,” Felivora said.
“Then what do you want? Directions to the nearest lesbian bar?”
“Well, actually, we’re sort of recruiting at the moment.”
“Recruiting?”
“Yeah, we’re just getting started, and our superiors said we’d be more effective if there were three of us,” Sapphire said. “And since we’ve got a blonde and a redhead, all we need is a brunette, and we decided that you looked pretty cute.”
Nabiki held up a hand. “Whoa, hold up. Are you two here to threaten me, or is this a job offer?”
“That depends on whether or not you accept,” Felivora said, regaining the authoritative tone in her voice.
“I see… well, I hate to break it to you, but I’m not really a lesbian. Heck, I’m not even bisexual.”
“Oh, that’s not a problem!” Sapphire said cheerfully. “I was straight when Felivora recruited me. We have the power to turn straight girl into lesbians. Because we have sex magic, and we can do that.”
“Uh huh… and what exactly do you do with this sex magic?”
“We warp the sexuality of nubile heterosexual women, turning into lust-crazed sapphists!”
“And then we have sex with them,” Sapphire added.
“And why exactly do you do this?” Nabiki asked.
“Uh, because it’s really hard to convince straight girls to have sex with other girls?” the blonde demon replied.
“No, I mean, why do you want to have lesbian sex with straight girls in the first place?”
“Fool! We are female! You expect us to have heterosexual relations with human females?”
“But why do you want to have sex with human females?”
The two demons stared blankly, as if trying to comprehend the question. “We did tell her that we’re lesbian sex demons, didn’t we?” Felivora finally asked Sapphire.
“I’m pretty sure I mentioned that.”
Nabiki began massaging her temples; after all, she had way too much experience with this type of stubborn “logic” from back home. In other words, whatever these demons’ true motivation was, it was more than likely insanely stupid. “So, what you’re telling me is that you don’t have a reason for wanting gratuitous lesbian sex.”
“You need a reason?”
“Most of the time. However, unless I’ve somehow missed something, the two of you aren’t interested in real lesbian sex—you just want mindless ‘girl-on-girl’ action.”
“Precisely!” Felivora said with a broad smile. “You are finally beginning to understand our purpose.”
“Yeah, you’re using occult powers to act out the premise of a really lame porno.”
“As will you, once the transformation is complete.”
“Right. So, I’m guessing you won’t take ‘no’ for an answer.”
“Nope,” Sapphire replied.
“And I’m also guessing that you guys are a lot stronger and faster than me, so both fight and flight are out of the question.”
“Wow, you’re really good at guessing.”
“I’ve had a lot of practice.”
“Well, it seems you are quite the sensible girl—I trust you won’t put up much resistance, then?”
“Doesn’t seem to be much point.”
“Excellent. Then we will begin—”
“Although, now that I think of it, there is one potential complication,” Nabiki interrupted.
“And that is?”
“What if I was to tell you that I’m already living out the premise to a completely different lame porno?”
“Y-You are?”
“Uh-huh. I’m the sex slave of this guy who lives a few blocks from here.”
“Sex slave? You mean, like, all the time?” Sapphire asked.
“Yep. And being a lesbian sex demon isn’t going do me much good when I’m already obligated to obey the commands of a straight guy, now is it?”
“Er, no, I guess it wouldn’t…” Felivora replied, trailing off in confusion. “Would you excuse us for a moment? We need to discuss things privately.”
“Go right ahead.”
The two demons huddled together and began discussing this new development in hushed tones. Thirty seconds later, they addressed their would-be victim/potential cohort once again. “Um, could we speak to your, uh, owner?” Sapphire asked.
“Why not?” Nabiki replied. “Follow me.”
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