"I can become a god?" asked Naruto, eyes wide.
Hmmm? Oh yeah. No problem. Even the existing gods of this world don't have much problem with that if you end up taking out Orochimaru and Madara in their own quests for godhood. For some reason you're seen as preferable to those two. I wonder why?
Naruto stopped at that. "What?"
You're really going to have to work on that attention span, you know. Yes. I can make you anything from a Minor Godling along the lines of Son Wukong to an Intermediate Deity. Maybe something like Ilmater over in the Realms.
"Can I be the god of ramen?" asked Naruto.
No.
"Why not?! That'd be cool!" whined Naruto.
Neighboring timeline. Someone already did that. There's no 'god of ramen' portfolio on the list they gave me though, so you could still have ramen festivals in your honor and the making and sharing of ramen as a holy observance.
Naruto's eyes got sparkly at the thoughts of a ramen festival. No, make that plural. In his honor. This was just so much Win that his mind boggled. "I'll take it."
You sure about that? It has its pluses and minuses you know.
"What's the minus?" asked Naruto.
People who want to be able to say they killed a god for one thing.
"Kill a god?" asked Naruto. "Aren't gods immortal or something."
The power of human idiocy should never be underestimated. Besides, you'd be a mortal god until you decide to fully ascend - so it IS possible.
"Uhm, right," said Naruto, still not seeing any downside.
Toltiir idly waved his tail, and time rewound and started up again. This time though, Naruto was:
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