Mischief Fragment: Destroyer, Life is my Life [Episode 250094]

by Kestral

[Oh yes. In fact, my main function nowadays is something of my hobby. I was originally fashioned to destroy everything in a radius, extracting all the information within that area. I discovered that creating planets, particularly life-bearing planets, was enormously challenging. And, well, fun.]

The only thing keeping the reply from being a dead silence was the occasional zap or zot from power relays slowly coming back.

"Uhm, what?" asked Captain Lindy Harlaown.

[Would you have preferred I said 'Porn'?]

"N-no," stammered Captain Harlaown.

[Well, that's interesting too in that it eventually leads to the whole reproductive thing. I do genetic engineering, noticed some absolutely fascinating things in Naruto's genetic code, and have already shown the boy several techniques to use when he gets older that should be able to make just about any kunoichi or mage he ends up with very happy indeed.]

"He's twelve," pointed out Lindy.

[I did state 'when he gets older' Captain.]

"So you did," realized Lindy. "You said you were teaching this child, but I didn't expect that to be what you were teaching him."

[For the most part, no, it isn't. Analysis of his memories and genetic data has been quite interesting. He comes from a world that has magic-soldiers called 'ninja' who fulfill roles similar to your TSAB except that they are more antagonistic and militarily-oriented. His homeworld also has several nation-states who have a tendency to go into particularly undisciplined wars on a regular basis.]

"So, if that isn't the bulk of what you're teaching him, what IS?" asked Lindy as the lights began flicking back on.

[Variants of Flier Fin and Defenser for starters. Actually mastering those two will allow him increased mobility and increase the chance of his being able to survive.]

"I see," said Lindy.

[I believe the phrase 'you have to be able to walk before you can run' is applicable here.]

"Captain," said someone outside the control room. "We're getting an alert. Mages have been attacked on Non-Administered World #97. They're requesting help."

"That's Nanoha's world," realized Lindy.

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(Posted Wed, 31 Aug 2011 22:05)


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