Furry Senshi: "Pimp Daddy Supreme Artemis" [Episode 26636]

by Red Priest of the 17th Order

Dao groaned as he sat back on the couch. He didn't know how he had gotten upstairs, but frankly, he couldn't feel anything from the waist down. He never knew his body could be so sore. Gina and him had gone to love making more passionately, energetically, and longer than any of the sessions he and, *shudder* Madrid had gone through when they were married. "At least it was most certainly enjoyable..."

Dao was then surprised as a spark of light appeared in the living room between the couch and the television. Dao closed his eyes and waited for the light disperse. When it did Dao realized it was a Light Gate. Stadning there were Britanny, Stryyp, (who was holding a lot of bags) Brianna, ANOTHER female werecheetah, and a small white cat. "Well, now, this was unexpected."

Britanny blinked and saw Dao sitting on the couch. "Hey, Dao, we're back. And I picked you up a t-shirt!" The werecheetah said as she took a bag from Stryyp and dug through it, pulling out a white t-shirt with the red sun, basically a flag shirt of Japan. "I couldn't believe I actually found a place with t-shirts that had sleeves for more than one set of arms."

Dao took the shirt and looked over it. "Wow. Thank you."

"Don't mention it." Britanny said with a smile.

Dao looked over at the new werecheetah. He asked, in Japanese "Do you speak English?"

Minako answered Dao in English. "Yes, I do. I studied it when I was an exhange student in London. I am Minako. It is nice to meet you, Dao."

Dao smiled at Minako. "Wow. So polite." Dao couldn't help but smirk as he added, "More refined than another werecheetah and a half that I know."

Stryyp let out a sigh of relief as Brianna and Britanny took some bags off his arms. The fact that Brianna and Brit were pummeling the D'jinni with the bags was lost to him for the moment.

Artemis blinked as he stared over the D'jinni. He looked so familiar to Artemis, yet the cat advisor couldn't place it. Then after a moment, it came to him. Expecially when he considered the D'jinni's name. "Hey, Dao?"

"Yes?" Dao answered as he had his arms raised, trying to block the 'attacks' from the Werecheetah and Lycanthropoid.

Artemis cleared his throat. "Do you remember the Silver Millenium?"

"Remember it? Hell, during my 'off' season at Muthia, I worked as a palace fountain for Queen Serenity." Dao answered.

Artemis smirked. "I knew it was you. I'm surprised you don't remember me. It's Artemis."

Dao blinked and stood up, the two Diggers sisters having stopped since this was interesting. "Artemis? As in Advisor Artemis of Venus? As in 'Pimp Daddy Supreme Artemis'."

"PIMP DADDY SUPREME ARTEMIS!?" More than one person asked in shock.

Artemis smirked. "The same."

Dao blinked. "Well, why are you stuck in cat form?"

Blushing, Artemis said, "I can't remember how to change back."

There was a collective face-fault from everyone else gathered with the exception of Dao, who just sweat-dropped. Stryyp was regretting his face-fault, as he was then buried under the shopping bags that he was still holding.

Clearing his throat, Dao asked, "Damn. I remember all the times you used to brag about shaking up with all the princesses."

"EXCUSE ME!?" Minako screamed as she got to her feet. "What do you mean he 'shaked up with all the princesses'!?"

Dao nodded his head. "Oh yes. Artemis always played the princesses. He had the looks, the technique, the stamina. All the princesses of the Silver Millenium loved him. He was a real skirt chaser. At one point, he even had all of the Sailr Senshi skirts pinned to the walls of his living quarters as trophies" Dao wondered why Artemis was shaking his head back and forth repeatedly. What would he have to be embarassed about it? It was ancient history.

Minako's fur stood on end, and she was clenching her hands into fists. "And may I ask, what did he do with the Princess of Venus."

Dao saw Artemis's body pale, (an impressive feat to accomoplish when one has white fur) but shrugged it off. "Her? Oh, she was his favorite. Those two were pretty close to be boyfriend and girlfriend. Hell, even Artemis proposed to her once."

This caused Venus to calm down somewhat. "What happened?"

Dao shrugged. "She thought it was a quaint suggestion. She loved taking Artemis to the sack, but she refused his proposal. He was just an advisor. The Princess of Venus wanted someone who was of nobility, or at least of a high position of influence."

Minako looked down at the moment. She was surprised to see Artemis nuzzle up against her leg. She bent down and picked up her advisor in her arms. "Sorry."

Artemis shrugged, or shrugged as best as a cat could. "Well, what can I say? It's in the past. I'm just sorry to see you acting like I used to in this life."

Deciding to get off the subject, Britanny asked, "Hey, Dao. Did you and Gina find out what was with that Lust Dust?"

Dao nodded his head. "Why yes. It seems that the Dust itself just makes a person really, and indcredibly horny. However, it also 'feeds' upon magic. Meaning that it fed off the spells that warded werecats from spreading Lycanthropy to others, which made them inert for a moment. And the Lycanthropy that the humans WERE inflicted with during sex was also slowed down because the spreading of the magic was buffered by the spell from the Lust Dust feeding off it."

The others nodded their heads. "Well, that explains a few things." Brianna said. She then blinked as a thought hit her. "Hey, where is Gina at the moment."

Right here. Came a voice from the other end of the room. People stared in shock. They had known about Gina becoming a Werepanthress, but seeing a SECOND Werepanthress there was unexpected.

"Um... Hi." The new Werepanthress said. Causing, Britanny, Brianna, Stryyp, and Daos eyes to widen, as they recognized the voice. Gina and Penny blushed under the stares they recieved.

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(Posted Wed, 05 Feb 2003 18:28)


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