There had been the 'Vampire' Hunter. He had wandered into town from the desert, and when a few 'Youma' and other mutants attacked.
*SHING*! There went the head of a Youma...
*SHWING*! There went another mutant's arm...
*SNIKT*! "AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" Ooooooooooh... There went Zoicite's manliness... Well, that'll teach him to follow through with the raping part of a raid.
Beryl winced as she watched as D contined to dice and slice some of her Raiders, as if he were some sort of human ginzu knife. Damn it, did he realize the work she took to try and organize these people? Most were dumber than dirt!
Oh well... They could still take the town. After all, there was only D. It's not like there was any major threat and-
Oh shit. Was that little flat-chested girl coming out of that building the infamous 'Deathclaw Spooker', Lina Inverse...
*THWOOM*!
Yes. It was Lina Inverse. With a bazooka.
*THWOOM*! *THWOOM*! *THWOOM*! *THWOOM*! *TWHOOOOOOM*!
It was Lina Inverse. Not only with a bazzoka, but it was a Brand R Bazooka, 'Dragon Slave'. The ones that are sewmi-automatic magazine fed ones...
See Lina.
See Lina blow shit up.
Blow shit up, Lina, blow shit up.
Beryl sighed. Still, it couldn't get any worse...
*BEEP*! *BEEP*!
Oh shoot, was she wrong. There's Bean ripping apart her people as he drove through, holding out his knife. Amazing how many mutants he could behead with such a small, dinky little knife.
"This can't get any worse..." Beryl muttered. She then heard sounds of mutants and someone else behind her.
"Oh, sorry," *Bang*! "Oh, pardon me." *THWING*! "Oh, so sorry, I'm sure that'll grow back..." *Kaboom*! "Now how did that get there?"
Beryl's left eye twitched. It was him. Vash the Stampede. Ahd her was disabling her minions with the slightest effort! He also seemed to be trying to avoide all possible fatalaties on all fronts, but she didn't seem to really notice that.
"YOU! YOU'RE VASH THE STAMPEDE!!!"
Vash blinked. "Uh, yeah. And you are?"
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