Usagi's New Life: Fast As Lightning [Episode 30771]

by Kender

They were a typical crew of smugglers. Tough guys who enjoyed things like pounding on little punks and groping pretty girls. All their lives were spent skirting the edges of the law, with regular forays over them. If there was something questionable to be done, they were perfectly willing to do it.

"We don't want to fight, you know," Ranma told them.

"Then just give up now, and you won't have to get hurt," sneered what looked to be the leader of the group.

"Ranma Saotome don't give up."

"Then 'Ranma Saotome' gets beat up. Get 'em!"

The group of thugs charged at the group clearly aiming to make short work of the pigtailed boy. Several of them found the insides of their eyelids very interesting to look at.

Haruka snarled as she saw a couple of guys try to attack her Master from the side. One of them was knocked out by a kick from her.

"Stupid bitch!" yelled another. Whomp! Wham! Crunch!

"That's 'Ms. Bitch' to you."

"So inelegant..," admonished Michiru as she twirled the pole that she had just picked up.

"Hah! We'll show you..." *Smack to the head.* "I'll get..." *Jab to the gut.* "How dare you..." *Smashed against the jaw.* "You damned..!" *Slapped upside the head.*

"Aiiieee!" screeched Usagi as she was chased in a circle.

"Hee hee... I'm gonna catch me a rabbit."

"Eeek! No!" *Rabbit Kick to the crotch.*

"Owie..." *Thump.*

"Pretty blonde kitty for us three..," said one of a trio.

"Ahhhh!" went Minako. *Swipe. Swipe. Swipe.*

"Antiseptic?" *Thud. Thud. Thud.*

"A birdie for me!" said a thug.

"I do not think so," murmured Setsuna as she stepped to the side.

"Huh? Ack!" *Splash!*

"Get down down here!" snarled a crewman.

Rei shook her head. "Not a chance."

"Why you little..!" *Wham! Thump!*

"Ouch. Walking into a wall like that..."

"Hey," leered one of the group, "What's a little one like you going to do us?"

Hotaru pulled back a fist and launched a punch into his face.

His friends watched as he fell to the ground without a word. "Apparently she can do a lot."

"And what are you going to do us?" one of the attackers asked Ami.

"This rrope has many uses," she answered.

"Sure it does and we'll show you some of them..." *Twirl. Smack! Whap! Crash!*

"Thank myou for the demonstrration."

"Aren't you going to try to fight back?" one thug asked Makoto. *Wham! Bang! Crunch!*

"That good enough for you?" asked Makoto.

"B..but how is this possible?" whimpered the leader as he watched his comrades fall down and go boom.

Ranma shrugged"Ya never actally fought martial artists before, have ya?"

"We have so! And if only..." *Thump!*

"What the heck is that?" *Thump!*

"Only the person that is going to finally show you who's boss!" *THUMP!*

"What are ya... talking about?" *THUMP!*

The leader of the group of thugs smiled broadly at the sight before him. "Won Ton! You're just in time!"

With a nod, the massive man looked down his girth at the boy who was standing in front of him."You are the one I fight?"

"Ummm... I guess," the pigtailed boy said, "Just one question though."

"What?"

"Ya don't stand still much around here, d'ya?"

"Why you ask?" *Creak... CRACK! SPLUSH!*

"No reason," Ranma said with a shrug, and then turned to the last of the thugs.

"C'mon, have a heart kid," said the sailor.

"Don't worry. I ain't gonna kill ya."

"You're not? I mean... I never expected you to."

"I just wanna know one thing."

"What?"

"Where's yer boat?"

"Up the dock..."

"Thanks." *Toss. Splash!* "C'mon. We gotta get going."

Leaving the aftermath of the fight, Ranma and the girls walked to go to get the boat, heading to:

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(Posted Wed, 26 Feb 2003 07:56)


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