With the exception of the gold-furred cat tail and ears she had for appendages and her eyes that were gold with cat-slit iris...
"Excuse me, I am looking for Rrranma Saotome." Bast said. "Is he arround here?" Shaking her head, she then muttered quietly to herself. "I rreally should worrk on my rr's... I keep purring them..."
Ranma was about to comeask her why her ears looked like that of the most evil creature he knew, when he was then tackled by Soun and Genma.
"We have never heard of a 'Ranma Saotome'." Soun said, his hand over Ranma's mouth. "We honestly think you won't find him here."
"That's right!" Genma cut in. "No Ranmas around here!"
Bast would have been inclined to believe them, had not all sorts of people started to but in...
"You won't find Saotome here!" "Ranchan isn't here!" "Harlot, go forth with, my Ranma-sama is not here!" "Go away! Airen not yours, Airen belongs to Shampoo!" "BARK, BARK! Grrrrrowl..."
Raising an eyebrow, Bast knew they had to be hiding something. She couldn't help but smirk as she saw that the cute boy with the pigtail was being hidden under a mass of people and he wasn't being allowed to say anything. "He's the one..." She thought...
Clearing her throat, Bast asked, "And why arre you all so anxious as to get rrid of me?"
"We... We..." Soun began.
"We just don't want you to miss Ranma Saotome. Knowing him, he could be anywhere by now. So you better find him." Genma said, interrupting Soun.
Smiling, Bast then asked, "But I thought you said you didn't know a Rrranma Saotome?" Frowning, Bast then said, "Now please let Rrranma Saotome speak for himself!" Her eyes flashed with a golden light as she finished.
Akane began to bark some more, trying to get Bast to leave. Bast just shook her head. "I hate dogs."
Ranma then spoke out when his mouth was free. "Look lady, if you're a new fiancee, believe me, I have enough!"
Blinking, Bast said, "Oh? You have more then one fiancee? Oh that's right... There are probably other godesses that want you..."
Gulping, a wide-eyed Ranma asked, "Did you say, 'Godesses', as in..." He gulped. "PLURAL!?"
"Yes. But hey, other godesses that MIGHT have been told such an assignement might not have even decided to take such a request. I mean, they might be scared off."
"Scared off?" Ranma asked.
"Yes." Bast said. "I mean, your file said you were trained in Neko-Ken, but that had to be a joke, no one was stupid enough to train in THAT screwed up technique."
Actually... Ranma began as he started to sweat.
"WHAT!?" Bast said. "WHO WOULD BE AS STUPID AND EVIL AS TO..."
Everyone pointed at Genma Saotome. "Traitors!" The bald martial artist cursed.
Narrowing her eyes, Bast reached forward, Grabbed Ranma's wrist, and dragged him off. "Where are you taking me?"
Not looking back as she dragged Ranma, Bast asked, "You arre terribly afrraid of cats at this point, rright?"
"Yes... So what's that got to do with anything!?" Ranma asked.
"Simple. We arre going to errase your fearr!"
"You mean it's possible!?" Ranma asked. While he wasn't too thrilled about getting a fiancee, he was happy about the possibility of being freed from the fear of cats induced by the Neko-Ken. Blinking, and realizing this might be bad, he then asked, "How is it accomplished?"
"Simple. All you need is a powerrful positive experrrience with cats to balance out the incrredible negative experrience..."
"Positive experience?" Ranma asked.
*blink* *blink* "A catgirl-friend!?"
"WHAT!?" (Lime/Lemon)
"WHAT!?!?!?" (Lime/Lemon)
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(Posted Tue, 08 Oct 2002 11:45)
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