Protocal: IB-034
1: Icky Boy kissing older sister
2: Older Sister crying
3: Older Sister sees insulted
4: Icky boy acting excited like he had gotten some
Conclusion: YUCKY BOY MUST FACE DIVINE JUSTICE!
Thus, with a cry of, "ICKY BOY!" the youngest possible-heir to the Tendo School of Anything Goes Martial Arts lunged herself towards that icky boy that was trying to take advantage of her sister. She was covering the distance at her greatest speed. Ina few monets, she would reach the jerky boy and teach him the error of his yucky, icky, stinky, boy ways!
Nabiki had to stifle a groan. Even now, Akane was still one to jump the gun. The only difference between Akane as a teen, and as a little girl was that Akane wasn't yet wrapped up in an impregnable shell of her own delusions... But she was still one to follow linear thought until shown the error she was going through.
Ranma on the other hand, had to stifle a groan. Man, and he thought Akane was bad before. Now she was as slow as cold syrup pouring. He could have seen this attack coming at him from a mile away...
Ranma then blinked. Wait. It was a mile away. "What was Akane thinking, alerting me of her presence when she was so far away?"
Akane continued to run, and run, and run, wanting to get her vengeance on the yuckly pervert. She was only a few feet from Ranma, and then it happened...
Akane fell to her knees, breathing heavilly. She did not have the endurance to run at her greatest speed for almost a mile. She had literally, run out of steam.
Blinking his eyes in shock, Ranma was unsure of what to do. She didn't attack him, and she was in no condition to fight, but she had RUN at him with a killer intent.
Deciding that maybe Akane wouldn't be too much of a threat, Ranma said, "Uh... Akane? Are you all right?"
Akane didn't stop her heavy breathing as she glared at the yucky boy that was trying tot ake her sister. "You... HUFF... Icky... Puff... BOY... HUFF, PUFF... Just wait... HUFF... For me to catch my breath... PUFF... I'll kick... HUFF... Your hienie... HUFF, PUFF, HUFF, PUFF..."
Ranma blinked. Damn, Akane was so winded from a little run. No wonder she was so behind in her skills. Her health and stamina was so low when she was a kid. Looks like he'll have to do something about that.
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