Quest 1/2: Red's Insert [Episode 38829]

by Red Priest of the 17th Order

The man known as Red Priest looked up at the group gathered around him. He could see Shadow Cat, Urd, and Mondhound. "Uh... Excuse me... How do you play Seven Card Stud?"

Urd blinked. "You don't know?"

Red shook his head. "I've never gambled before. And I still don't know how the heck I ended up here!"

Shadow cat smirked. "That would be my doing, Mr. Priest. You see, I needed someone. You seemed good enough."

Red sighed. "But I still don't know how to play!"

Urd smiled. "Tell ya' what... You give me all your clothing, and I'll let you go."

"HUH!?" Red screamed

Urd shrugged her shoulders. "What? That's my asking price. Now either forefeit or play the game!"

Looking over at Shadow Cat, Red asked, "May I forfeit?"

The God of chaos, and all things cute, furry, and plush though about it for a moment. "Nope."

"Aw, phooey..." Red said.

Ranma looked up from his scrolls. "C'mon, Shadow. Give the guy a break. He obviously isn't all sure about what's going on here."

"He doesn't?" Urd asked. "Shadow, I thought you informed him about what was going on!"

Shadow rolled his eyes. "Okay, so I may have neglected a few details here and there... So what?"

Mondhound just shook his head. "Enough of this. When are we going to get back to playing!"

"Agreed." Shadow said. "I want to win all your stuff."

"Don't you mean, when *I* win all your stuff?" Urd asked as she checked her cards.

"Over my dead, plush body..." Shadow muttered.

Red just whimpered. "I wanna go home... If I had to be in an insert, couldn't I at least be in a Gold Digger one?"

"Ah, quit your belly-aching and just pull out a card." Mondhound said.

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(Posted Fri, 11 Apr 2003 03:02)


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