Orochi's Frozen Flame: I'm Definately not getting paid enough for this shit [Episode 42749]

by Raven

"Would all passangers please return their seats to their upright position as we are making our final approch into Tokyo International. The local time is 10:45 and we should be on the ground in twenty minutes." The plane's intercom buzzed as passangers calmly followed the pilot's instructions. However, in a coach seat, one person was shaking like a leaf and looking like he was about to have a cornary. It was none other than Billy Kane, master of the pole and (in his opinion) Geese' whipping boy. His seat neighbor, a business man from LA, took note of Billy's condition.

"Let me guess, afraid of flying? Just relax, we'll be on the ground in a bit."

"It's not that, mate." Billy said, regaining some composure. "I'm alright with flying, I'm just afraid of what's waiting for me on the ground."

"Ah, old girlfriend. Got it." the suit said before returning to his dimestore paperback. Personally, Billy wished it was an old girlfriend since then he would have more of a chance at survival than with anyone related to Iori Yagami.

*Flashback*

"Billy, you have a new assigment in Japan." Geese said as he tossed Billy a file. "I want you to monitor this girl closely and report back to me on her activites." Billy took a glance at the file, a background check on a high school student named Ami Mizuno. Aside from her above average intellegence, she just seemed to be an ordinary teenage girl and an easy assigment.

Billy knew there had to be a catch.

"What exactly is so important about her? We could probaly find a dozen like her here in South Town."

"True, but as it turns out, Miss Mizuno happens to be the illigmate daughter of Iori Yagami...why are you laughing Billy?" Geese asked as he watched his sacerfical lamb lacky doubled over in laughter.

"Great joke, govenor. Her, being Iori's daughter! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!" Bill said between laughs.

"I was being serious." Geese said as he watched Billy stop laughing and turn ghost white.

"NO!!!!!!!!!! NOT YAGAMI!!!!!! I WON'T GO, AGGGH, ME TICKER!!!" Billy screamed before cluthcing his chest and colasping into a twitching heap. Geese rolled his eyes at Billy's Oscar winning preformacem knowing that he would have to apply preasure to Billy's weak point: his wallet.

"I guess this means that I will have to dock you pay to recoup the plane ticket and travel expenses." he said, watching as Billy swiftly got off the floor and grabbed the file and plane ticket.

"Just had a miraciouls recovery sir, flight leaves tonight, right?" he said as Geese nodded. "Then, I best be packing." he said as he walked out of Geese' office. 'That's it, I'm dead.' he thought.

*END FLASHBACK*

"Sir, we're at the gate and we need you to disenbark." a fight attendent said, tapping Billy on the shoulder. Bliking owlishly, Billy gave a grumbled accknowledgment as he grabbed his carryon and trudged up the plane's walkway, all the time reciting his last rites under his breath.

'I need a raise.' he thought as he entered the airport and looked for a cabbie to take him to Juuban.

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(Posted Thu, 08 May 2003 18:15)


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