"Naga," Ranko struggled to retain her poise and not scream, but her eyebrows were twitching madly over clenched fists.
Well, if it was a Sith, at least it was a stupid one.
"Hey," Naga posed, thrusting out one scantily-clad hip and bowling over the captain of the Star Destroyer in the process. "So, what do you think of the Dark Side, now that you've so obviously joined it?"
To help control her reaction, Ranko glanced at the screen down at her waist, which now had a transponder ID on the two 'escorts' of the Victory SD - Dungeon Ships, used by the Empire to transport important political prisoners, slaves... and Jedi. Conditions aboard were inhumane - deliberately so, for the purpose of keeping their cargo hurting and docile and so easy for their droid and armored living guards to control. They'd just been introduced a few years ago and were already legendary for their brutal handling of detainees.
Ranko fought anger just looking at the things. Every time a Jedi was captured and not immediately executed, and Imperial Dungeon Ship showed up to cart them off to places unknown for interrogation and eventual termination. Some whispered it was to Coruscant where the Emperor would rape their minds for secrets of the Force.
She looked back up at the expectant Naga, forcing a smile. "I think of it as I've always thought of you, Naga dear."
Naga, the White Sith, touched her overendowed and barely constrained by a thong top chest. "Why, Ranko! I know that you've always envied my beauty and charm. But to give so much respect to the Dark Side as well? It's not worth it. It's only a silly energy field, not NEARLY as impressive as myself."
Features twitching, Ranko agreed. "You are impressive." Impressively BAD. Impressively slutty, Impressive in the chest department, Impressive as an example of poor taste. Yes, very impressive.
Naga finished crowing in victorious laughter only a few minutes later.
"Come aboard, dear. We have much to say. I'll have my captain help you round up those pesky, traitorous starfighters."
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(Posted Fri, 06 Jun 2003 02:11)
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