In a dimly lit office a figure was barely visible sitting behind a large mahogony desk flanked by several small potted palm trees. "What's da latest report, bruddah?" the mysterious kingpin of crime asked his flunky who was cowering before the desk.
"We... we lost another druglab downtown. Some crazy masked chick in leather busted the place up and the boys were all left for the cops..." the underpaid underling replied hesitantly, knowing that he would likely be punished for bringing sucb bad news.
"Dat's not good," the nefarious nemesis of justice commented lazily. Unseen by his flunky in the darkness, he grinned maniacally. "You be knowin' da punishment for bringin' de bad karma, right?" he held up a large metal object in his hands which glinted ominously in the dim light.
The thug raised his hands to his head protectively. "C'mon, boss, y'know I always work real hard for ya. There's no need for that... it was Jiro's guys who were responsible for the druglab, ya don't wanna do nuthin' hasty now... do ya?" he trailed off tremulously.
The silence stretched ominously for several seconds, and just as the pasty-faced underling started to relax, his boss leapt from his chair, clearing the desk and passing right over his head. The thug watched in mute horror as his prized locks of hair drifted past his eyes. A tentative touch of his scalp revealed only a slight fuzz of hair remaining.
"You be gettin' de buzz cut. Otah!" said the arch villian, now visible as a tanned Japanese man in a floral print shirt, wearing sunglasses and with a bonsai palm tree on his head. Then he adopted a thoughtful expression, strocking his chin in contemplation. "Dis masked crime fighter be cuttin' into da business, and dat's bad news. Nobody messes wit' da big Kahuna!" he started laughing madly even as he considered how to deal with this threat to his operations...
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