"FREAK!" screamed Mars.
"LET'S GET HIM!" declared Jupiter. Soun shook his head as he watched the odd cheerleaders head off after Happosai. "Those bimboes are so foolish as to think that they can just go after the Master like that."
"Too true," agreed Genma, "So, it's a good thing that we are making our own plans to save your daughters."
"Precisely Saotome. And once we have, we'll bring them home so that your son can marry my daughter."
"That we will... Who's move is it?"
"Mine," the Tendo partriarch reached to move a piece on the shogi board.
At the same time, Happosai was having the time of his life. So many pretty ladies giving him their undivided attention!
"World Shaking!"
There went the dojo...
"Love and Beauty Shock!"
Looked like the roof would have to be repaired again...
"Burning Mandala!"
Seemed that Akane's room was on fire...
"Sparkling Wide Pressure!"
Nabiki used to have an outside wall to her room...
"Deep Submerge!"
That used to be the furo...
"...dead... scream..."
Well, there used to be a property wall there...
"Silence Glaive Surprise!"
That one took out a corner of the house on its way out...
Still the old pervert couldn't understand why his two lazy students didn't get more into it. There were a lot of very pretty girls in very skimpy outfits to grope, plus they had the most interesting things to... borrow. All those two fools did was play shogi, with Soun occasionally twitching with the sound of the explosions. What fun was that? Oh well, it left the cute girls all for him!
Sitting at the far side of the yard, Ranma watched the destruction of the Tendo home and groaned. "I'm gonna be in so much trouble..."
Ami patted him on the shoulder. "No one could blame you for this."
"My old man'll find a way."
"That piggy man..."
"You really don't like Pop, do ya?"
"Not at all. He's been like the boogeyman for me for years."
"You've really been rememberin' this after all this time?"
"Of course!"
"And ya... sleep with a nightlight?"
The cram student blushed. "After he took you in the middle of the night, it just didn't feel safe anymore."
"I... Ya were the one with all the books all the time."
"Pardon?"
"Ya know. Ya always wanted ta play doctor."
"That was me."
"It's been a long time," the pigtailed martial artist told her while:
(Posted Tue, 24 Jun 2003 00:30)
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