Red Rover: Akane doesn't need a cure [Episode 5551]

by Bast!

Ranma scratched his head. "I dunno... Akane's already in that pet shop, getting some sorta 'makeover' to solve that problem. Don't you have something that'll help her with her other stuff?"

The wizard refrained from sighing or grinding his teeth. This customer seemed hell-bent on making things difficult. Still, it was a challenge to be met. "And what kind of 'stuff' would that be, exactly?"

"Uh, well..." Ranma thought about that for a minute or two. And while a rather different Akane was in the back room of Furries 4 U, being taught the right way to sit, to fetch, to speak, and to beg, Ranma listed a few areas in which she required help.

"She's got this jealousy problem, you know? For example, if a sexy chinese Amazon just happens to glomp me and rub her... uh, herself against my chest, she acts as if that's my fault! I mean, it's not as if I don't say 'Hey, Shampoo, that's enough,' after a minute or two. Oh yeah, and she always gets angry so easily. If she gets that dog curse cured, she could use something else to teach her to keep her temper down. Hmmm. Nabiki says Akane's 'overcompensation for feelings of inferiority', 'cause she's not as good at the Art like me. So, perhaps if she wasn't so far behind me, she'd feel better. And she doesn't want to see that she's too much of a tomboy for all that girly stuff, so she's always trying to cook and stuff. She really needs a cure for that."

The wizard thought about that, while Akane got her shots against common doggie diseases (and to ensure a healthy, glossy coat). He smiled. "I might have just the thing you are looking for." He vanished into the back room for a moment, coming back out with his arms full of knick-knacks.

• "This can do away with her feelings of jealousy," because it'll make her want to share a bed with you AND other girls.
• "Anger management is no problem," with this special collar for your new pet.
• "With this talisman she no longer needs to feel inadequate next to you," because it'll drastically reduce your strength, speed and skill levels.
• "There are two ways to solve her problems in the 'feminine arts'," either by ultra-feminizing her, or by turning her into a complete butch, who'll want to be the 'man' in your relationship. Good thing that you're cursed - that'll save me the feminization.
• "Take a look at this item, if you will."
• Meanwhile at Furries 4 U...

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(Posted Thu, 17 Oct 2002 15:02)

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