"Aw, just bring the loser on," said Ranma, wondering what kind of loser would set up a martial arts battle near the docks in Yokohama.
"In this corner," said Nabiki, pointing to the street corner with Ranma, "the Nerima Wonderboy, the 'martial arts is life' fighter, the god-killer, the guy who believes he's the kami's gift to women and the martial arts, representing the Saotome School of Anything Goes Martial Arts, standing 5'9" and weighing 165 pounds, Ranma Saotome!"
"Yeah, yeah, get on with it," said Ranma. "I hope you all bet on me 'cause I hate to see people waste their money. Ranma Saotome don't lose."
"And in this corner, the beloved and hated top battler of all Japan," said Nabiki, checking to see if her escape route was ready. "Standing at 650 feet or so tall and weighing in at a helluva lot. Godzilla."
Ranma dropped his pose as the water began bulging up further and further. "Say what?"
"screeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeHONNNNNNNNN!"
Ranma looked up and up and up and up. "Gojira?"
"Yup. Well, I gotta bar mitzah to officiate at the Cape of Misaki. Seeya," said Nabiki as she got in the taxi and rode away. "I already got paid."
"Paid?" Ranma looked up as his opponent continued to get closer. "Who would pay for this?"
Elsewhere, a little black pig sneezed but looked oddly amused at something.
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