[Episode 63411] [Episode 63411]Ranma was about to teleport, but Thanos asked, "Just what are you going to do?"
"Sore wa himetsu desu." Ranma closed one eye, held up his index finger to that eye and then teleported away.
Thanos blinked and went over his languages, he then growled when he realized just what Ranma had said to him, "Grr, stupid secrative demons."
Back on Earth the Senshi and the Defenders were thinking about what Scarecrow had said, Dr. Strange looked around, "Just what evils are coming this way?"
"I don't know, but I'm sure the good widdle doctor can handle that huh?"
Everyone turned to look as they saw Ranma smirking at them and leaning against a tree, "Of course, if the Sorcerer Supreme can't handle it, then the world is doomed, but oh well."
Hulk snarled, being able to see Astral projections allowed him to see Ranma's true self, as all Mazokus true selves were on the Astral plane and their physical bodies were just puppets. "HULK SMASH EVIL DEMON!"
Hulk swung at Ranma's head, Ranma mearly made himself incorpreal and Hulk's fist passed right through him. "Not bad green bean, but I know of four year olds that are faster and stronger than you."
Everyone else prepared themselves to fight the demon, though it would be hard, they were sure they could win, Ranma merely glanced their way, "I don't think so. Before I stooped over here, I picked up some allies, they'll deal with you."
Everyone blinked, wondering who the creature had picked up, when suddenly Sailor Moon screamed, "EEEK PERVERT!!"
Suddenly Mars, Jupiter and Venus all screamed, "PERVERT SKELETONS!!"
The Defenders couldn't help it, they stared at the sight of hundreds of skeletons groping, fondling, and feeling up the Senshi. Dr. Strange blinked for a few moments, "Um, what the hell?"
Ranma laughed as the Hulk continued to try and hit him, everytime the Hulk's fist would pass through his body, Ranma zapped Hulk with a couple thousand volts of electricty, "What? You thought I'd get some evil demons or something? Nahh, I just picked up some perverted skeletons from another realm and told them I'd drop them off at some nude beaches if they did this for me."
"HULK SMASH EVIL DEMON!! STAND STILL SO HULK SMASH!!"
Ranma looked at the Hulk, "Hmm, interesting, does green bean here usually get twelve feet tall?"
Meanwhile the Senshi were finding out that evil comes in more forms than the bad guy who wants to conquer or destroy Earth. Uranus pulled out her sword and smashed three skeletons in front of her, but she then stiffened as she felt two pair of bony hands on her rump, "AHH!"
"Yeah baby! Man, this girl's fiiiiine. Heh heh heh, grab her ass! No grab her breasts!" Were the comments from various skeletons.
Sailor Pluto, who rarely got emotional, growled, jumped back and powered up one of her stronger spells, "THAT'S IT!! CHRONO TRIGGER!!"
The skeletons that were feeling her up eeped as she shot a jacked up Dead Scream at them.
*BOOOOOOOOM!*
Now there was a hole in the ground where the skeletons were. Sailor Pluto smiled at her handiwork, but then got wide-eyed as the skeletons which she shot at came out of the ground and started rubbing above her legs and below her waist.
Namor decided to help out the Hulk, merely to get rid of the demon that was there, afterwards the two could go back to hating each other again, but he found that his powers were just as futile against Ranma, who decided to be corpreal again and decided to just dodge their shots. "Feh, just a waste of time here." Ranma then back-flipped, his feet hitting Hulk in the chin.
Namor smirked, "That's not going to do much to Hulk." He then lost his smirk as Hulk went flying up and away from the battlefield.
Ranma chuckled a bit and sidestepped an ice blast from Ice Man, "As fun as it is playing with you, I can't stay long."
Ranma then teleported above Dr. Strange, who was looking around to see where the demon had gone to. Ranma mentally laughed as he saw that the Skeletons had Sailor Mars and Neptune on the ground and they were feeling them up some more. Ranma waved a hand and Dr. Strange was engulfed in a pillar of light.
When the pillar of light ended Dr. Strange looked at him, "Now what was that for?"
Ranma shrugged, "I sealed up your powers before, but it seems that the gods are really stupid around here, they don't want humans to try and overcome difficulties at all."
Dr. Strange blinked, "Huh?"
"Some stupid god decided that you couldn't handle me, so he unsealed your powers. Oh well. The curse I laid upon you shouldn't be too bad."
"What curse?" Dr. Strange could take care of any stupid curse.
Ranma smirked, "The curse of explosive diahareah."
Dr. Strange looked at Ranma, well, strangely, when he suddenly got the urge to go to the bathroom, he ran into the Tendo home and into the bathroom.
Ranma just laughed at that, "Three, two, one, now!"
Suddenly there was an explosion within the house, "Heh heh, that'll teach you stupid good guys who's in charge and.....pee yew! Who'd a thought that old guys stink so much when they take a crap?"
"GOOD GOD!!" The Defenders placed hands over their noses to block the stench. Those that lived at the Tendo home had passed out and the Senshi were wondering if Dr. Strange was evil incarnate, anything that stinky had to be evil.
As for the Skeletons, well, "Yuck! Let's get out of here! No kidding! Promise or no promise, I'm not dealing with stuff that stinky!"
Ranma shook his head and teleported the Skeletons to a nude beach, "I did promise you a nude beach. I just didn't say that the women would be fat, ugly and hairy! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"
Ranma smirked and saluted the good guys, "C'ya around pansies." He then teleported away. Internally, he was smiling happily, two of his plans went off perfectly, the first one was to annoy the good guys, the second part was that he now knew he could absorb Mr. Mean Green's anger in its entirety. 'Heh, I feel ten times as strong as before.'
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