[Episode 64762] [Episode 64762]Ranma turned around and tried that hip swivel again, looking over her shoulder into the mirror critically.
Nah, that's not it. It works all right, but it's not sexy, she thought. She tried it again with a little more wriggling of her pert butt. Better... Gotta shake that booty and keep my tail fluffed nicely.
She was standing in front of a big, man-high mirror, trying out her Bun Fu moves. Usually Ranma would trust her instinctive judgment of force and distances when making up a new move, but Bun Fu was not just about delivering precise applications of force with specific leverage at pinpoint accuracy - it was also meant to look hot! And that meant she had to practice before the mirror to watch herself from the outside and make sure that she put in every ounce of jiggle that she could.
The fact that she kept imagining herself in her beloved bunny corset, being stared at by a room full of horny men, wasn't helping her concentration. Her nipples were quite erect.
She playfully stuck out her tongue at her reflection and shook her tits at it. "Get with the program, you! You'll never make a proper bunny, if you don't concentrate." She went back to practicing that last evasive swerve.
She was so intent on smoothing out her moves that she jumped six feet high in surprise, when she heard a voice behind her saying, "Ranma, what are you doing?"
"Eeeeek! I- I- What? A-Akane..."
Akane was standing there, looking at her strangely.
"I was, err- I was practicing some new moves."
"For the Cross-Country 'Prancing Like a Hooker' Competition?" Akane asked skeptically.
"Hey!" Ranma put her hands on her hips indignantly. "That was prancing like a Bunny. You remember that waitress job Nabiki got me?"
Akane blushed. "Yes. And that's your own damn fault for running up so much debt with her. If you just-"
Ranma waved that away. "Yeah, yeah, I know. But while I was working I had this idea for a whole set of moves based on the Way of the Cocktail Waitress. I call it Bun Fu."
"Bun... Fu..." Akane wanted to laugh out loud. She wanted to tell him how stupid that sounded. But... Hadn't she seen with her own eyes what terrible and highly effective arts Genma had adapted from the Way of the Sneak Thief and the Way of the Daylight Burglar? Hadn't she seen such unlikely activities as cheerleading, dining and the tea ceremony turned into martial arts?
It was so very typical for Ranma that he had taken a bad situation and turned it into a training regimen. Once again Akane found herself envying her fiancé.
"Yeah!" Ranma said, completely unobservant of the emotions playing over Akane's face. "It's mostly balance training, distraction and evasion right now. I copped a lot of that from the drunken fighting styles with all the unpredictable swaying and stuff. I'm still stuck for offensive moves, though. I'll probably come up with some weapon forms that use a serving tray, but first I wanna get the distraction and evasion parts perfected. You- uh... you wanna, um, watch?" Ranma found herself blushing at the thought of strutting her stuff before Akane. Sure, it was a great feeling to turn men's heads - but when she thought of putting the same moves on Akane, she got a weird, hot, melty feeling inside. Must be some kinda sickness or something.
Akane found herself blushing again, as well. Why was she feeling so strange at the thought of Ranma prancing around on high heels and shaking her tight little body for her? Was she...? "No! I mean, err, I've got no time! Uh, homework! I was just coming to tell you that Kasumi was looking for you. She said you wanted to talk to her before you went to work."
Ranma smacked her own head. "Oh yeah! I forgot about that. I better go and find her. Thanks fer reminding me!" She quickly left the room, unconsciously wiggling her tush in a complicated syncopation she had titled "The Fluttering Butterfly Escapes the Clumsy Net".
Behind Ranma, Akane tore her eyes from her fiancé's butt and fanned herself furiously. She must be coming down with something, she felt so feverish.
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