"You do realise that we could be doing something more," drawled the lead bandit, "more pleasureable."
The stewardess shrugged, making several of the males aboard go crosseyed from watching. "While that would usually be fun with someone else, I'm union-bound to only sleep with heroes, comrades that I am using or targets that I am using."
"That is really too bad, is it not?"
"Yes, but that's the way that things are."
"So what do we do now?"
"I suppose a fight would be good."
"Then we will win, for we have superior numbers," the bandit declared... just before learning that the cabin was too cluttered to pose. He fell over as he tripped, waving his hands to try and get some balance. They landed on the stewardess' cleaveage, making her screech in surprise. Then she hustled back slamming her rear into the cabin wall.
That made her reflexively pull the trigger on her rifle, sending a shot through the roof and the cieling.
Ranma clutched in terror at his hay bale as the blimp shot foward from the sudden expulsion of gas.
He whimpered as the sun passed by the left side windows.
By the time the sun passed the right side windows, he was writing his last will and testement.
As they went up through the clouds, he was waiting for the end.
On the way down, he was tapping his fingers on his knee, wondering what was taking so long.
But finally the water began to pass quickly below them, becomeing land in short order. The first indication that they had hit the ground was the sudden jerk that sent people and chickens tumbling out of thier seats. People, materials and fowl flew everywhere, with the stewardess landing in the pigtailed boy's lap. He braced her for a moment, then realised where he was doing so, and put her on the floor as soon as he could.
With everyone else realitively out of it, he climbed over to the exit, kicked it open to step out onto where they had landed, which was:
(Posted Fri, 22 Aug 2003 00:21)
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