"Page 67, paragraph 8, line 8, sub-clause 0, titled 'So you've decided to ditch me in favor of saving someone else'," Michiru read, having retrieved the will while Haruka was ranting. "'Bitches. Bitches all.'"
Haruka winced. "Now I kind of feel guilty," she said.
"'If you say "not", I'll never forgive you. Now check the damn mirror.'" Michiru shrugged, turning to the mirror again.
The surface began to cloud revealing....
Tink!
Michiru looked around, frowning. "What was that?" she asked nervously.
"What?" Minako asked, looking behind her, deafened by the wind and unable to hear well.
"Um... nothing," she mumbled, turning back to the mirror. In the meantime, Haruka had reclaimed the will, leafing through it and looking for the 'So You've Decided to Have Wild Nookie in the Middle of All of This!' section without much luck.
The surface of the mirror began to cloud again, revealing a blue....
Tink! Tink!
"I heard it that time," Haruka said, looking up from the will in alarm (currently she was on volume 70, chapter 2, section 3, sub-clause 9, titled 'I've become a brainless and evil bitch -- why are you reading this? It didn't happen!').
"Um... I didn't hear anything," Hikaru assured them, offering a tenative smile.
"You're probably right," Michiru sighed. "Anyway...."
The surface of the mirror began to cloud again, revealing a blue sky with white....
Tink! Tink! Tink!
"Just keep going," Haruka advised, peering around in confusion. The road was deserted, excepting the few pod-people the car seemed to somehow lure into its path on the highway.
"Right," Hikaru mumbled, frowning. "Now I hear it."
"Sounds kind of like a car-jack," Haruka mused. "Anyway. The mirror?"
The surface of the mirror began to cloud again, revealing a blue sky with white clouds, slowly panning down to reveal....
Tink! Tink! Tink! Tink!
"Um...."
"Who's messing with the car?" Minako asked, turning back to turn a dissaproving gaze on the lesbians in the back seat.
"Not us!" they chorused in tandem.
"Well then--"
TINKety-tink-tink-tink-tink-tink-tink!
The car's trunk exploded open at just that point, the hatch blowing off completely and rising high into the air. Standing tall, proud, and angry, was none other than Jadeite. Hefting, for some reason, a tire over his head.
"Lugging around quite a spare tire, aren't you?" Haruka deadpanned.
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(Posted Thu, 25 Sep 2003 21:29)
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