Unfortunately, the sentence was never finished, as dozens of people wearing grey entered the restaurant, and took in the scene. "This is not a Friend Pod-friendly establishment," one of them said, another two stepping forward, large potted plants in their arms. "You will be assimilated into the Collective. Your genetic uniqueness and cooking skills will be blended and diluted, makng you productive members of our society."
At those words, the pod people grabbed onto the two unassimilated people, saying in a monotone, "Lower your pants and surrender your bodies."
The assistant, a twenty year old boy going by the name of Shinji, reached out a hand towards his employer, struggling against the five pod people holding him in place. "Owner-san!" he cried out, stretching his hand to its limit. "I always loved youuuuuuuu!"
Gendo, the burly middle-aged restaurant owner, would've wiped sweat off his balding forehead, had his hands been free. Scowling at his employee, who cringed in return, he shot at him, "Yaoi fanservice won't save us now, fool!"
"How about yaoi incest?" the younger man asked timidly from under a pile of bodies, all wearing grey, but no reply was waiting for him.
"You will adapt to service us," the pod people said dully as one, descending on the two en masse and in earnest, sending bits of clothing flying... while a certain poddie sneaked back into the establishment, ate another bowl and then left quietly without paying.
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(Posted Mon, 29 Sep 2003 22:51)
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