"AIREN!"
Ranma stopped in his tracks and mouthed 'oh shit' as he heard the familiar bicycle bell ring, followed by the bike crashing next to him with him being caught in an Amazon style glomp.
"AIYAH! Ranma you go on date with Shampoo yes?"
"NO! NO, NO AND NO SOME MORE LEGGO OF ME!!"
ZigZag blinked her eyes several times, "Oh great there's ANOTHER hairless one. A pity too considering she's not too shabby in the looks department."
Shampoo's ears perked hearing Zig's voice and turned her heard toward the source. Her eyes literally widened to the size of saucers, she let go of Ranma and jumped to her feet.
"AIYAAAAAAH!! WEREBEAST!! I KILL!!" She screamed while drawing her sword.
Zig's tail shot up and her fur stood on end in fright, " Wha, what?! I'm not a were...thingie! I'm a skunk!"
"Shampoo stop!" Ranma grabbed the Amazon from behind and held her back, "God dammit this isn't China you just can't go killing people obsticle or whatever the reason you dumb airhead!"
"Hey you! The hairless one with the pigtail MOVE!"
Ranma looked as ZigZag turned her back to them and lifted her tail, he 'eeped' and let go of Shampoo rolling out of the way just as Zig let loose a wave of skunk-spray.
Shampoo began to gag and scream, dropping her sword she ran off as she began to stink to high heaven.
Ranma looks at Shampoo's fleeting form, then at ZigZag, he whislted impressed. "Damn, nice job."
"Hey she was gonna kill me I had to defend myself!"
"Nice defense."
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