Looking from the kitchen, Cologne sighed as she saw Shampoo. She wirinkeld her nose, (even more so than it was) as a horrid scent wafted off of her great-granddaughter. "Oh by out ancestors and three-thousand years of Chinese Amazon history... What is that awful stench!?" Colgone said as she gagged.
Many of the customers were gagging as well. They didn't care if Shampoo was rather nice too look, at, the girl just stank! They wre running and heading for the hills, screaming about 'dirty Chinese'.
Cologne slapped her face. Well, looks like her great-granddaughter had possibly ruined her business... But why the hell would she? "Shampoo..." Cologne began slowly.
The bubbly Amazon stopped at hearing her great-grandmother's voice. She turned towards her elder and ran up to her. "Great-grandmother! Is too, too aeful!"
Cologne gagged as Shampoo walked closer, the stench was stronger at the purple-haired Amazon got closer. "Shampoo! Back!"
"Yes great-grandmother," Shampoo said as she stopped in her tracks. "But there is new obstacle!!!"
Cologne raised an eyebrow, while taking out an opnion to chop. Hopefully its smell would cover Shampoo's stink. "Oh? Who?"
"Is werebeast!" Shampoo shrieked.
A shiver went up the elder's spine as she heard Shampoo say that. "A werebreast?" Cologne asked cyptically. Amazon Law stated that all Lycanthrope when sighted were to be hunted down and executed.
"Yes!" Shampoo said as she nodded her head rapidly. "Evil, stinky wereskunk!"
"A wereSKUNK!?" Cologne asked as she eyed her descendant critically. "Shampoo I've seen and known of many weres, but there are no such things as wereskunks."
"Is true!!!" Shampoo demanded. "Why you think Shampoo is stinky one now?"
Cologne looked at Shampoo with a critical eye. "There are no such things as wereskunks."
"But great-grandmother!" Shampoo tried.
*WHAP*!
"Owwies!" Shampoo whimpered as she rubbed her head. Damn, her great-grandmother could be such a bat when she wanted to be.
"Shampoo," Cologne said, "You can really tell me what happened AFTER you talke a bath. Now go!"
Shampoo left to go upstairs, grumbling about stupid stinky skunks.
Read the comments on this episode
See other episodes by Red Priest of the 17th Order
(Posted Sun, 30 Nov 2003 02:50)
Questions? Problems? Suggestions?
Send a mail to addventure@bast-enterprises.de
or use the contact form.
らんま1/2 © Rumiko Takahashi
All other series and their characters are © by their respective creators or owners. No claims of ownership of these characters are implied by the authors of this Addventure, or should be inferred.
The Anime Addventure is a non-profit site.