"Little Azusa (huff) wants her (grunt) Von Richtoffen (gasp)!"
As he was not a tiny little piglet, but a fairly sizable dragon, Ranma didn't really feel the need to do more than show his displeasure as Azusa Shiratori tried to take her "Von Richtoffen" home with her.
Operative word - tried.
It was as if the world had a certain amount of stupidity, and with the Kuno family not contributing their share - someone had to make up the deficit.
Azusa had fixated on Ranma's cursed form as a dragon as well as Ryoga's cursed dragon form. In her own way she was as nuts as Kodachi.
"Give me back my little Von Richtoffen," Azusa shouted at Akane.
"He's not the Red Baron," Yuka said.
"You'd think she'd have gotten a clue by now," opined Sayuri as Azusa ran off.
Vruummm!
Ranma's eyes widened as he saw Azusa had gotten a forklift from somewhere.
"Pig looks done, you can fly if you want," said Yuka. "Just stick in the area please."
"Rokray," rumbled Ranma as he turned and spread wings, then leapt into the air.
"Ahahahahahahaha! Bow down fools, for you face the dreaded Phone Pole Gang!"
Ranma groaned and flapped until he could land on the top of the clocktower. Just when the day was going good too.
Sure enough, here they came. Megane-man leading a crew of literally faceless minions, all wearing facemasks with the kanji for "under par" written on them.
Ranma's new memories pulled their involvement up. Apparently Hikaru Gosunkugi during his "I shall become the greatest sorcerer who ever lived" schtick had decided on getting help to defeat the "evil dragon". Enter the Phone Pole Gang - a bunch of would-be world conquerers whose overall incompetence was about on a level with Tatewaki Kuno.
Megane gestured up at the clock tower. "Your days of freedom are numbered, soon we will conquer you and we will produce dozens of other dragons with which we will conquer the world! Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!"
"You'd think they'd have figured out by now that the only two dragons running around Japan are both guys," said Yuka to Sayuri.
Sayuri just shrugged.
"Now, dragon," exclaimed Megane as his horde did silly dances in the background, "behold your doom. Our technical division has devised the perfect manner of catching you!"
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