Ranma's New Fiancees: A Pair Of Dunces [Episode 73811]

by Kender

Nabiki watched the two fathers talking excitedly on the phone and sighed. It appeared to be that the two of them were mentally incapable of any sort of plan involving common sense. Even the most glaring errors in their plan, like the fact that Ranma likely had no knowledge of Akane's kidnapping, went right past them. They were so out of it that they hadn't even noticed that four new contenders for the pigtailed boy's hand in marriage had just appeared and three of them were on the property.

"HOTCHA! More pretty ladies!"

And added to that was the presence of an old pervert.

Happosai looked around the room and salivated at the thought of so many pretty ladies in one area. Along with some of the lovely young women he'd already appreciated, there were some new ones that he just had to greet in his own special way.

So he leapt to the purple haired wonder's cleaveage and had a good nuzzle. From her he jumped to get a good hold on the short haired brunette's firm bottom. After that, he left her and took up a spot on the blue haired lovely's lap to cuddle up.

"I could stay here for so long..."

"I do not think so," commented the girl who he was currently groping.

"Don't worry yourself darling, Grandfather Happosai won't leave you."

"Yes, you will."

"What makes you say that?"

"This."

The old pervert wondered what she meant, and then began to shiver as he felt a chill in the air. When he opened his mouth to complain, he discovered that he could only chatter his teeth. Then he tried to cuddle up closer for some warmth, and found that his arms wouldn't respond. Which was when he tried to move off her lap.

Instead of hopping off, he fell to the ground with a 'clinking' sound, as he was completely covered with ice.

Returning to the room, Genma and Soun spotted the frozen figure of their Master and rejoiced in what they saw.

"Is this not wonderful Saotome?" sobbed Soun.

Genma nodded solemnly. "Yes, it is Tendo. That Kuno boy is doing as we told him, and now the dread evil is at our mercy."

"Soon, everything shall work out and we shall be able to live out our dreams."

"Hold on a second," interrupted Nabiki, "You got Kuno to do as you asked?"

"Indeed they did, Nabiki Tendo," intoned a male voice.

"Kuno?! When did you get here?!"

"Moments ago, but I apologise for not being here sooner. If only I had been here, then the fair Akane would not have been taken by that foul kidnapper."

"And the reason for that get up?"

Posing in his embroidered robes, the Kuno heir put on an air of great dignity. "This is for a wonderous day. For not only do I have the opportunity to rescue my love, the fair and lovely Akane, but I can finally have her hand in the most sacred of vows. With the blessings of your father and the foul sorcerers, I simply can not lose!"

With a deep sigh, Nabiki covered her face with her hand, while:

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(Posted Fri, 17 Oct 2003 03:03)


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