Knight Catgirl Yui stared for a moment. "Nice... spear."
"It's a naginata. Traditional weapon for women of samurai heritage," answered Unit 02 aka Kyoko Zeppelin Souryu. "Now let's kick some kaiju butt."
"Angel," automatically corrected Yui.
"If it looks like a kaiju, acts like a kaiju, destroys buildings like a kaiju - it's a kaiju," argued Kyoko.
Replacement Bridge Bunny #1 scratched her head directly between her pink rabbit ears (the cloth and wire variety). "Why do they call them Angels anyway? They don't look very angelic."
"Like totally," said Replacement Bridge Bunny #2. "Like that is so true. They look kinda yucky and gross, like, double baggies, like, ya know."
Replacement Bridge Bunny #3 adjusted her glasses. "I've also heard the term acolytes used. For all the pseudo-theological references utilized here, the use of the term 'Angels' might be a clue as to the true workings herein."
"Huh?" asked RBB#1 and RBB#2.
"There's a lot of religious references here," translated RBB#3. "I find it quite amusing that the Commander's parking space is #666, for example. Yet if I were to follow this to its logical conclusion, I would have to conclude that Commander Ikari was, in fact, the Beast and that the reason the Commander is always wearing gloves is because he has disfigured one or both of his hands in some occult ritual."
Gendo found himself putting his hands under the desk and stopped. Instead he just made a gesture.
"Clearly ridiculous," said RBB#3. "Why, if that were true, then I suspect that I would be - excuse me?"
"You are coming with us, we will find another replacement," said one of SS Uniform wearing Section 2 goons as he bodily lifted the girl with glasses out of her chair.
"You saw nothing," said the other Section 2 goon to the other Replacement Bridge Bunnies.
"Like, being too smart around here is, like, major bad move," said RBB#2.
"Oooh, look at the two Eva units, they are just major kicking butt," said RBB#1.
"Evil men and evil deeds,
They can't stop all our dreams!
We must be strong and brave,
Our homes, we've got to save!
If Metal'la wins in her fight,
The whole Earth's in undying night!Through the fire and the smoke,
We will never give up hope!
If we win - the Earth will survive!
We'll keep peace alive!
Our Sailor Blazers!"ANNOUNCER: Yesterday on 'Sailor Blazers' Captain Usagi of the Yamato managed to get her command crew out of jail and physically drag Nurse Minako off the studly Gunnery Officer who absolutely does not have a pigtail.
However, just as they cleared orbit, a squadron of Yoma class starfighters led by Wing Commander Jedite of the Metal'la Empire was closing in on them!
Corporal O'Reilly looked at the TV set, then over at the group watching. "I can't believe you're watching this when we have an Angel fighting two Eva units right outside the Geofront."
Corporal Klinger looked up. "And exactly what do you think a janitor, a file clerk, and two members of the secretary pool can do about Angels fighting Eva units? Now sit down, be quiet, and we can find out if Chief Engineer Ami is going to pull everyone's butts out of the fire by coming up with a defense against the Darkfire Beam Cannon."
"Who?" asked Corporal O'Reilly. "Oh, she's cute!"
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