[Episode 96292] [Episode 96292]Rei craned her neck to glance up at her fiance on the fence. "Ranma, walk beside me this morning."
"Uh. Why?" Ranma demanded nervously from the safety of his perch. He was used to the cool, aloff Rei who had once declaired, without any particular passion, that she was "indifferent to boys". She never got mad, and rarely spoke up, but never smiled much either. Still, she had been oddly comfortable to have around and brought out his protective urges. The new proactively amorous Rei was giving him goosebumps just by the way she stared at him with those penetrating red eyes of hers – as though he was a puzzle and she was trying to find the missing pieces.
"To facilitate communication," Rei replied.
"Er, we can talk just fine like this," Ranma suggested cautiously. He wondered if she was trying to set him up for one of her 'special techniques'. It wasn't that he was afraid of her – well, not in the ussual sense. He just wanted to figure her techique out first, that was it, whatever it was. Some sort of wrestling move as far as he could tell.
Rei pondered. That's right, guys needed to be attracted by the right kind of bait. Kasumi insisted that the best way to a man's heart was through his stomach. Shampoo once said that was "because knife stick in r– oh, silly doll girl meaning cooking." Rei had to admit that her cooking was rather bland and even her curry tasted like – well, it didn't taste much like anything really. It was just food. So, she needed a different kind of bait.
"You can't touch my panties from up there," Rei pointed out and lifted her skirt. Boys liked girl's panties for some reason and were always trying to see or feel them. Kasumi had muttered darkly that was because they always wanted to get into them, but that couldn't be right. Ranma never wanted to wear girl's underwear even when he was a she after all.
Thud! "Whacha go an' do that for?" Ranma's head demanded from the ground. He crossed his arms and legs and tried to look as if he meant to do that. "Ya know, white panties don't suit you."
'It would appear that the technique works better than I expected,' Rei thought and filed the information away for future reference. She reached into her bag and asked, "you think so? Perhaps you could give me some advice. Which kind do you prefer?"
Ranma's eyes bulged as the lingerie magazine was thrust in front of him. Girl's bodies were no mystery to him, having seen his own girl body nude enough times, or so he had thought. Somehow the packaging made an enormous difference. No wonder the old coot was always trying to get him to wear stuff like that. He wondered what his girl form would look like in that lacy –ack! Or that gauzy –double ack!
Rei blinked as Ranma did an impressive jacknife to stand with his back to her to hide his red face – among other parts. She glanced at the glossy pictures and filed the puzzle away as yet another inexplicable boy thing. Boys liked looking at girls in nice clothes, didn't they? But the fewer clothes they had on the more Ranma reacted. Nabiki had said it was because that boys liked girls to dress up so they could imagine stripping them off. Kasumi had then agreed that men were always undressing her with their eyes and stroked her mallet for comfort. Most currious.
Rei shrugged and put the magazine away for latter study. "Well, do you wish to feel my panties or not?"
"Why would I wanna do somethin' like that?" Ranma demanded.
"Well, I understand that it can feel very pleasant," Rei supplied and reached out to satisfy her own bugeoning curriousity. It had a most peculiar effect! Ranma leapt back onto the fence leaving Rie to cope with the discovery that it did indeed work both ways. But why should touching that portion of Ranma's anatomy have cause such an ...interesting reaction in her? It was just a round piece of meat after all, though it was very firm and tender at the same time. Mmm...
"Oh!" Rei exclaimed. "It's not the panties. They're just next to the best thing!"
"You've always been such a weird girl," Ranma observed as he struggled to regained his balance, and dignity, "but I don't know what has gotten into you lately."
"Nothing as of yet," Rei admitted thinking of the ben-wa balls, and other things, Auntie Nodoka had helped her order from the catalog. There was so much to discover. "Though I do have plans for later. I wonder how that will work out?"
Ranma blinked and frowned. What the heck did that mean? And why did it give him such foreboding chills?
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