Lamp Of Mihoshi: Once upon a time, there was a slumbering hunk... [Episode 13025]

by Jamil Nate

The ropes snapped as Akane's form started growing, a red aura burning around her. Her eyes glowed a sickly green while red scales began to appear on her skin. Everyone backed down from the obviously angry girl.

"NEVER ! Ranma will not live happily ever after with the first inbred floozy who comes here ! He must marry me ! Our fathers gave him to me ! He's mine, you hear, ALL MINE !"

The geas went at work, twisting Akane's mind into an even more self-centered point of view. Even asleep, that pervert was seducing women ! She had to keep those sluts from stealing HER fiancee.

Nails had become claws, batlike wings had sprouted from her back and her tongue was now forked. Her face was morphing in a reptilian snout. Smoke came out of her nostrils and a nasty-looking barbed tail now swished back and forth behind her.

Akane continued to rant "At last that pervert is where he deserves to be : at my mercy ! I won't let anyone take him from me ! He'll marry me and we'll take over the dojo !" She noticed that there were trespassers in her domain "GET OUT ! ALL OF YOU GET OUT NOW ! RANMA IS MINE ! YOU CAN'T HAVE HIM !"

"Akane !" Kasumi surprised everyone by taking a stand "You can't kick out your family like that !"

Akane the uncute scarlet dragon snarled and her eyes flashed with magic. *BAMF* Kasumi disappeared in a loud puff of smoke.

"Oh, my..." declared Kasumi, now a talking teapot.

"WAAAAH ! My eldest daughter has become a teapot ! Now there's no one to cook dinner !" Soun bawled and regretted it since it attracted Akane's attention on him next *BAMF* Soun Tendo was changed instantly into a carpet "Oh, the humanity... WAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH !!!"

Genma and Nabiki tried to run *BAMFx2* A panda head hunting trophy and a piggy moneybox joined Akane's collection "Why me ?" "Akane, you'll pay for this !"

"Oh, I have to return to my lamp now. I'll speak with Ranma when he wakes up" Mihoshi turned into smoke and went back to her lamp.

The Geas wasn't finished however. The Tendo home and dojo slowly reshaped themselves into a sinister looking japanese castle complete with monsters and traps. Akane howled to the heavens *Let them come ! All those bimboes will never lay their lips on MY Ranma !* she thought.

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(Posted Tue, 26 Nov 2002 17:00)


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