Sasuke sighed and held a hand up to the Being. "Exactly how does that help Naruto?"
"Well, I thought-" began Sakura.
"If it was just open to whatever, I would have wished for the power to avenge my clan!" declared Sasuke. "To find and thoroughly kill That Man."
"Well-" indicated Sakura. "Okay. In that case."
"Fine. Done."
"Huh, what?" asked Sakura.
"Sakura, your hair just turned black and your eyes..." Naruto's voice trailed off.
"What?" asked Sakura, digging around in a pouch and pulling out a signal mirror. It just LOOKED like a compact. With the Uchiha crest on it that she didn't remember previously.
"WHAT?!" repeated Sakura, a few shades louder as she took in the altered reflection.
"Now she's one of the three Uchiha girls to survive," said the Being.
"No!" declared Sakura. "I am not Sakura Uchiha! My name is Sakura Uchiha! Wait. What?"
"Sakura is now Sasuke's half-sister, born out of a poker game where Fugaku Uchiha ended up waking up in a different bed than was normal for him."
"I remember that!" declared Sasuke. "All the times Mother was glaring at Father during Sakura's birthday parties were- oh."
"How can I remember that?! It NEVER happened!" Sakura clutched her head.
"As the head of the Uchiha family," said Sasuke, deciding to avenge himself while he still remembered this. "I engage Sakura Uchiha to Naruto Uzumaki."
"WHAT?!" asked Sakura.
"You're my half-sister," pointed out Sasuke. "Image is very important. Having a crazy half-sister trying to marry me is NOT something that gives off a good image."
"Uhm, Sakura with black hair and black eyes just doesn't seem like Sakura," complained Naruto.
"Don't tell me you want to waste your last wish providing for her to get her original coloration back."
"Well..."
"Do you realize how much tweaking on her genetic structure it would take to make those dominant traits?"
"Well..."
"BUT I DON'T WANNA BE SASUKE'S SISTER!"
"Somehow I just got this alarming picture of pink-haired little Uchiha boys," muttered Sasuke, feeling a bit ill at the thought.
"You sound like a twelve year old girl."
"Uhm. She IS a twelve year old girl."
"Details details."
"What's up with that?" asked Sakura.
"It was your wish to be with Sasuke. As an Uchiha, no one is closer to him than his sister."
"COMPLETELY MISSING THE POINT!" yelled Sakura.
"Impossible to please some people."
"Does this mean she has the Sharingan?" asked Sasuke.
"Latent. It would be possible for her to awaken it at some point. The genetic structure for it is present."
Naruto took a deep breath, ready to make his wish.
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