"Good idea," said Mito. "Not now, Hashi-kun."
Hashimara Senju stopped nuzzling his wife's neck and went to pouting.
"Would a cold shower no jutsu help?" asked Tobirama.
"One, this wasn't a proper 'Edo Tensei' and instead of being returned to this world as undead servants - you're actually alive and have your wills intact."
"Yes," said Mito. "Though, as I noted, there was a section about helping Naruto Uzumaki."
"No problem," said Hashirama. "Vague term anyway."
"He has a point," said Tobirama.
"Two," said Hiruzen, "you cannot go more than five miles from Naruto without feeling weakened."
"Yes, but that looks like something meant to weaken over the years," said Mito. "Five years or so from my estimation."
"Well, you are the seal expert," said Hashirama.
"More like six years," said Tobirama, not willing to concede the point.
"What do we do about this?" asked Mito.
"Five years and then I can retire," said Hiruzen Sarutobi, light coming into his eyes.
"Why would I go back to being Hokage?" asked Hashirama.
"Now now, there's a solution to this," said Mito.
"You should just give up, Naruto! You shouldn't even be here!" said Ino.
"Uhm, okay," said Iruka as he walked into the room. "Some changes. Naruto Uzumaki, you are on the first one genin and three jonin team in Konoha history."
"I hereby declare my team name to be Team Awesome," said Naruto, having an idea what was coming.
"You? Awesome?" asked Sakura, openly scoffing.
"Hn," agreed Sasuke. Or disagreed. Sometimes it was hard to tell.
"Very well, Naruto," said Iruka, looking a bit shaky. "Your team is composed of Mito Uzumaki, Hashirama Senju, and Tobirama Senju."
Dead silence as the three walked in.
"Kai! DAMNIT! KAI! KAI!"
"This is a joke?" asked Sakura, her hair up in wild cowlicks.
"No, Naruto thoroughly messed up a kinjutsu somehow and brought back five people," said Iruka. "As in from the grave. We have no idea HOW and there is apparently no chance of duplicating it. Resurrected and at the height of their power."
"DANZO-SAMA!"
"What happened to him? He read that coded message, then fainted dead away with that horrific smile on his face!"
"No idea, seal all entries and exits per protocol!"
"So one genin and three kage-level teachers?" asked Shikamaru. "Sounds troublesome."
"He knows tajuu kage bunshin, so he can use shadow clones to learn at an accelerated rate," said Mito. "Why, did anyone want to be on Naruto's team?"
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