'I don' believe it is humanly possible,' Ranma bemoaned to himself while recovering from the beating, 'but this situation both sucks and blows. Cheese! I left Nerima with no forwarding address in order to get away from violent chicks. Why do I haveta move into a house fulla them!? How am I s'pose ta get inta Tokyo University while playin' housekeeper ta that bunch of spoiled princesses?'
'On the other hand,' he consouled himself, 'at least they think I'm a geek an' a pervert, so they ain't gonna be hittin' on me. ... Just hitin' me. Stupid sassafrassin' tomboys! Why'd they haveta be a buncha meanies. Man, they are soooo cute.'
'...'
'I did not just think that! UN-cute,' he corrected hastily.
"And why do I have to bathe in this tub!" 'Wouldja lookit that, it's heated by an instant hot water machine an' all. Cheese.'
"No way!" Rei insisted, swirling the water around angrily. "We can't let that pervert stay here!"
"Hey," Haruka corrected as she handed Michuri a sake cup and sank into the spring. "What can we do? It's gran'ma's wishes, you know."
"Yeah," Michuri agreed as she sank back against her lover's chest. "We can't go against the old coot's wishes. We're else are we all gonna find a place to stay? Hmmm, this is heavenly."
"That's as maybe," Makoto observed thoughtfully. "But seriously, we can't have a guy hanging around the Bishojo House. What if he figures out our secret identities? There's got to be some way out of it."
"I'm afraid not," Ami said. "I've been going over the legal documents. It's binding. Ranma will inherit this place after he graduates from Tokyo University. Meanwhile, we're stuck with him as our landlord."
"When did you find time to do that?" Usagi asked incredulously. "We only just found out about this!"
"Wait..." Minako exclaimed. "He's going to inherit the old coo- his grandmother's estate after he graduates from Tokyo University? Don'cha have to be in the top percentile to get into T.U.?"
"Actually, I believe it's the sixty nineth percentile this year," Ami said.
"Wow!" Minako exclaimed. "The sixty nineth percentile. He must be smart and he's going to be rich too... You know, he is kinda cute in a geekish sorta way...."
"Minako!!"
"Hey! I'm just sayin', th-th-that's all folks!"
"Focus people!" Rei snapped. "We have to do something about that letch before he does something to one of us! Let's plan Operation Get Rid Of Ranma Saotome Before He Does Something Else Perverted!!!"
"Can you say that a little louder, Rei?" Michuri asked. "I don't think they heard you in Kyoto."
"Opps!" Rei sank back into the spring.
"Don't you think you're over reacting a bit?" Haruka replied. "No-chan is know to exagerate a little. My nephew seems harmless enough."
"Yeah," Hotaru agreed shyly. "And he is sorta cute Haruka-Papa." Hotaru blushed and twitched under Haruka's stair. Cue music: It's juuust, a little cruuush! ...
"... Alright," Michuri agreed after a momment of silence. "The planning committee for Operation Get Rid Of Ranma Saotome Before He Does Something Else Perverted is now in session."
The first stage of Operation Get Rid Of Ranma Saotome Before He Does Something Else Perverted was:
(Posted Wed, 12 Feb 2003 14:22)
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