Contrary to Asuka's allegations, Shinji Ikari was not a pervert, quite the opposite in fact. However, if she (or worse, Misato), found him reading THAT particular book, he would be labeled as one for the rest of his short life (because she would kill him). Yet, for some odd reason, he couldn't resist reading through the ancient-looking grimoire once he had started.
The fact that the latin text was shifting into japanese characters before his very eyes did not alarm him. He was too engrossed in reading and staring at the ecchi pictures to notice. He knew about Sex, thanks to modern japanese education, his two friends and his guardian, enough to be interested in what he found in the book.
The Hentainomicon was one of the most dreaded spellbooks in the multiverse, containing magic and secrets that a fourteen years old boy was not meant to know. Its original author had been a mage of great power and a sex-fiend of epic proportions. The results of his work was now in Shinji's hands.
He skimmed through the Hentainomicon for several minutes. There was a chapter dedicated to the brewing of potions : The Elixir of Lust, Lemon-Aid, the ever successful Love Potion or the Essence of Manliness. He also found rituals to summon creatures such as succubi, tentacle demons, sex angels (!?!) and others as well as how to make pacts with them. The rest of the Hentainomicon was full of spells like Charm Person of the Opposite Sex, Scry into Showers and Locker Rooms, Polymorph Other into Loveslave, Shikima Form, Induce Sexual Fantasy, Curse of Impotence (Shinji smirked nastily at this one and back at NERV, Gendo Ikari shivered for no apparent reason) and many others of the same bent.
Shinji suddenly realized he was grinning like an idiot and was drooling at the thought of indulging himself to a fantasy or two. He abruptly closed the book and leapt away from the dining room table. His mind was in turmoil *WHAT THE HELL AM I THINKING !?*
He chuckled "Hehehehe... Silly me ! It's just a perverted book. It's not like the things written in it could work..." He thought back to the unexplainable events in the SRU shop and gulped loudly "Right ?"
Penpen sweatdropped and wondered if the only sane human of this appartment had finally gone bonkers.
"I'll prove it !" decided Shinji "I'm going to open this book and cast one of these 'spells'. I'm sure nothing will happen !"
Shinji opened the Hentainomicon again. He selected an easy enchantment with components he could find for his first try and went to work. Hours later, he was ready to...
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